I love doing lists like this...
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After kyuubi let me go, I deiceded to post up my rules for the pool. Being a leinient guy they where simple and few. noticeing the current rule broad I read it carefully...
"THIS SUCKS", I yelled. Pulling out a sharpie I procede to make a few changes
(changes are bolded)
1. No Chicken fighting permited, covrage provided by ESPN and FOX
2. No diving permited, judged 1-10
3. No aholholic beverages 30% off on tuesdays and thursdays
4. No urinating or defecating in the pools (even I know to keep that one >.<)
5. No fireworks or other explosives in pool area (Who put that there?)
6. NO elderly people allowed beyonded the age of 85000
7. A patron will be verbally warned for the first offense; the patron will be asked to leave the pool facility if a second offense occurs as painfully as possible
8. No giant bacon monsters or flying monkeys in the pool.
With that taken care of I hope your vist to teh biju pool will be as plesant as posiable.