WOW, it's a big one. But well worth the read if you want to really understand Joe.
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YEY! I can talk to you guys again! It just me moderately insane Joe with a lit firework in my hand Maybe I should start to explain myself and my powers to you. I have every metal illness known to man and then some. I'm the maniac, the pyromaniac, the kleptomaniac, and the enviromaniac. the other have different illnesses (though one doesn't come out much as he's scared of everything) . we all have the same illness of a multi-personality disorder, but as we are biju, not a human, it shows in a far more...weirder way.
"alright, mates, let's show this bugger whose boss." Australian (the British Joe) said.
silent looked on as always.
Mad Hatter screamed, "LeTs Go MOmmY"
Scaredy came out shaking, "is there spiders? AAAHHHHH!"
And then we all said did our special attack: Madness Mirage seal release: Return of the Flying Monkeys.
Instantly the field split five ways around Houkou, as we can't control this I'll have to run away "-OH CRAP FLYING MONKEYS" I dove to avoid there sweeping dive and grabbed the fallen biju and the dumb 6-tail and tried to avoid the large pile of lit fireworks! ( However fun it may sound it is not wanted at this time!!!). I hoped that Houkou was having fun with Fred the corn farmer, George the living apartment store, and the giant bacon monsters as well as what ever the other joe mental pain could bring up. Because that is what was happening, was all of our illnesses had come to life, naturally we are very weak, and cause havock where ever we (and the flying monkeys) go. but ever since that got sealed away we are a tad stronger than the average 2 tail (hince the fact I can haul around a 6-tail. mine is generally the weakest as I'm only obsessed with stuff like Giant bacon monsters and M-60.
But the others places are truly insane. Take The mad hatter, the crazy guy, do you remember the bad guy from silence of the lambs? think worse than that. Blood and guts everywhere, and Joe is screaming and laughing swimming in blood *shudders*.
Or Ausie, the British Joe, his is full of this huge castle spotlessly clean with him cleaning the smallest spec of dust off the floors and knights prancing around the front courtyard.
the silent Joe... well I never noticed any changes from the terrain... but it has a truly gloomy quality, and if you start to hang in there to long I've heard that you just stop living. It not worth it to living ther- "OH CRAP"
A giant chainsaw buzzed pass my head. nearly taking the knocked out bijus tails off.
Back to what I was saying. the scared Joe is another easy one. He sits in the center rocking himself back and forth as giant snakes and spiders crawl around just outside his vision. scary.
I miraculously got out of my maniac world (can for about 1 min) and laid the two biju down. the 6tail started to protest being left out. I didn't have time.
*WACK!!!*
"You go get this one to a doctor and get kyuubi. I can keep this up for 2 hours tops and will knock out when it's done."
as the Biju ran off I look at the hotel and I thought to myself , maybe the pain cause by the pale face son of a ***** will help this place.
Looking back at the circle of pandemonium caused by pain I dismissed the last thought. I will kill the killer the first chance I got. My son and my mentor will rest in peace.
I jumped into my fray. Woe the he flying monkey who stand in my way.