Running through your own personal hell is not something you want to do everyday, but my life is such that you to say "screw It" suck up you gut and face your problems with a crazy look in your eye. People say I have problems, but what do I care? The crazy guy is one hundred time more dangerous the sane. Remember that, it's words to live by.
Running through my forest dodging flying monkeys and jumping over spike pits I saw the Houkou was having a fun time with silent and Crazy. He bashed in silent skull and Crazy ran away, the little pain he is. Sadly I watch as he knocked out scaredy and the illusion disappeared. all of our world depended on us being awake so now all that was in his way now was me...
*Snap*
Wait a minute... Who am I talking to anyway? What are you guys doing? Sitting at your computer reading this? Seriously what is the deal?
Joe, shut up and continue with the story.
What? oh... alright. Your just as crazy, dude. Go run a mile or something. didn't that one guy tell you to run 5 today?
Couch said to run 8 this weekend. Get out of my life, and get into yours, that’s what these pay for internet for.
blah blah blah, Now where was I? ( Houkou, you idiot) oh yeah, thanks. the poor guys ran at me, encouraged me to take evasive maneuvers a.k.a I ran like simple does when someone takes him to Taco Bell( don't pull his finger afterwards either!). Anyway I ,The mental illness biju, was running along being chased by a mentally...ill... person. Geez am I a idiot. Stopping on the spot I reach out and grab houkou by the head as he flew by. using special genjutsu I reached in and grabbed the dark side of the brain and ripped it out. I hope there wouldn't be much difficulty later, the last guy I did this to became a vegan Buddhist that would do anything bad to save his life. Then again another guy I used this on became a successful lawyer, but I think I grabbed the good side on that one.
So here I am holding Houkou dark ,"ouch! the dam thing bit me!", to call out Crazy. Out of the darkness the copy of me walked.
"WHAt's uP, Doc?"
Giving the darkness to him he retreated into his own world. He would gradually fuse with the illness and become even more crazy but hey, he has been for three thousand years.
"Well, Well, isn't that a new ability?" Looking around I saw a pale face man, whom I had grown to hate.
"You seem to haven't change my old foe, Orochimaru. What news do you have of this world. For I have been sleeping, and have just awakened." Said I.
'Well, Joe, I have been one of the most stable of people to be seen, for I am still up to my old ways. I belive this is a new personality formed under grieves of losing that stupid 8-tailed mentor of yours."
"You are probably correct, except for the fact that it is new. I'm the oldest of the Joe's and the most powerful."
"I believe you, and I have decided to leave you alone for the moment."
"Good Idea, and while you here try and figure out what’s up with the power, for I'm tired of stories about fumbling around in the dark."
Orochimaru looked at Joe and laughed," Your still insane Joe, if half the things you say are true, we are in a website and there are is a secret starbucks in the white house."