Lying in a gramicaly ruined hotel I went up to my two story suite ( with a dining room with seating for 10) I grabed my stuff and went down to the laundry room and washed all my clothes. Going back up to my room and neatly folding and fitting everything in as if was made for the suitcase. I calmly went downstair to wait for the bus.

YEAH RIGHT! I stuffed those clothes in as fast as I could to run outside and find that I had missed the bus. crap...
Biting my finger I drew a seal on the ground and did my summoning jutsu.
"Summoning no jutsu-Purple Flying Monkeys!"
And then a huge green flying appeared from nowhere.
"Bob? where Geogry?"
The monkey let out a screech and grabbed my bags.
"He sick with the swine flu? dang it! I hope he get better."
Climbing on the monkeys back he took off and we flew off into the sunset.
"WAIT!!! THE SPA IS THE OTHER WAY!!!"
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I'm sorry for not posting for a bit, I got busy with my myth challege.