I was walking along through the vast destruction the one tail caused.
Taking notes.
you can never get the statue to fall the same way, as I like to say. Well, it might not be to true but when your dealing with large forces of destruction control becomes imposable. You know the way that statue fell into the pool is simply perfect... I might have to try to do that the next time I go on a rampage.
I saw the spa owner walking up head shaking as if he didn't understanding something. I had to ask. I pulled out a carrot for effect.
"What’s up, Doc?"
He looked at me and then to the vast destroyed property.
This guy just runs through here, destroying everything. Then suddenly calms down in front of his wife. He then runs to the kitchen and kills the staff there to take milk for the wife. I ask him what he was doing and he just gave me 300$ and smirked."
I looked at him.
"That’s all he gave you?"
"I didn't want another rampage..."
"Ahhh, wise choice."
I have to say I felt sorry for the guy. So I pulled out my checkbook (It had duckys, bunnies, and other manly things on it!!!). Putting a pen to paper I looked at him seriously.
"So how much do you think this will cost you?"
He gave me a confused expression at first, then he looked around at the damage.
"5 to 6 million dollars if I'm lucky."
I jotted a few numbers on the check, signed it, licked it, and gave it to him.
He held the huge check in two hands looking for all the world like he won the golf masters.
"Congregations you won 7 million dollars to fix your spa, spend it well."
He looked at me, dazed, then ran off to where I think was the closest bank. Whoops, never mind, it was the closest physiatrist. I really hope he spent the money well. When I got it from some apple company I didn't know what to do with it.