Look, if I did enjoy myself it'd be a crime. I was in the mud tubs having a nice peaceful alone time.(Why yes, I am wearing trunks, why do you ask? It's not like I'm some insano...)
AHHHHH... this is the life. Sitting in a nice comfortable hot mud tub. Course being a desert type biju it's a tad hotter than usual. 120 degrees or so. Tourists were steered away by the sign I staked through the cement (didn't say anything, as I don't know how to write), I saw a biju walk up and start dip her toes in the water. She couldn't find a hot mud tub hot enough (I know, I had to heat this one for it to be nice). She walked right pass the sign an slid into the thick substance.
"this is just right... Excuse me, I've never seen you before, and your obviously a member..."
I turn me head to her, my hair hiding my eyes from her sight.
"I'm Joe, the two-tail scorpion of insanity. And who may I ask are you? Wait let me guess..."
I looked at her for a moment.
"Your Yuri, correct?"
She gave a surprised look and I smiled. Her husband came along, a fellow rampager I could tell. He immediately began chatting with his wife and I stopped listening (not proper manner to listain in on other people conversations). I got the attention of a roving waiter. That’s what I loved about these places, drinks whenever you want them.
"'Ello, mate, what can I do for you?"
"I want two bottles of the hardest stuff you have on the premises."
"We have a bottle or two of Everclear?" He was joking.
"I like to stay off the rectified sprits, at least until after 5:00". I wasn't.
"The crazy old groundkeeper keeps some old Molotov cocktails?"
"Normally I'd say yes but I'm think some light baijiu would do." I still wasn't kidding
"Seriously?", I nodded,” That stuff might be a little much squirt like you."
"I was next to raised on it."
"OK"
Shukaku raised his head from his wife momentarily to ask for a drink himself.
"I'd like some sake if you don't mind."
"Light-weight."
He stared at me, eyebrow raised. Yuki looked at me as well, eyes trying to say something like "You don't want to do that..."
"Bring the bottle"
The wait marked it on the slip. I laughed, the gleam in my eyes showing through my hair.
"Joe, two tailed scorpion of insanity at your service."