This "Joe" person seems interesting... yet he challenges me. Since I'm here to relax and my wife is here, I can't rampage this city, BUT I can still get drunk.
"Are you threatning me?" I said with a smirk. Joe just shrugged.
"I guess so... You are part of the Legendary 9 and I often hear stories about your rampaging, killing, eating, and above all, drinking skills... I want to know if it's true..." Joe just stared at me. I was getting angry, but happy at the same time. I kissed my wife Yuri.
"Yuri-chan, why don't you meet up with the girls? I have to be alone with this "biju of insanity" guy..." I helped Yuri got off the tub and she left to speak with Suki. I sat down in the tub next to Joe's.
"I'm Shukaku, the Sand Spirit tanuki of insanity. Haven't we met before?"
"No... although I've heard of you from the Hidden Sand Village in the Land of Wind..."
"I rampaged many cities, so far my usual fav spot is New York City. And you?"
"... Shanghai, they still have horse-drawn carriages... one thing other countries don't have anymore..." My sake was brought to me. I turned to the waiter without emotion.
"Would you be so kind to bring me 10 Jack Daniels bottles?" I asked politely. The man took my order and ran off, then came back with my order. I slammed my fist into the ground and glared, my rage pulsing.
"Is that the best you got? Give me 20 beers." The man was slightly intimidated. He then turned to Joe.
"... 100 cocktails... with extra alcohol..." Joe stated. I was bellowing.
"1,000 BOTTLES OF YOUR MOST HIGH IN ALCOHOL WINE THAT COULD GET ME FRICKIN' DRUNK IN A SECOND, AND I WANT IT IN 10 SECONDS NOW!!!" I grabbed the man as he trembled and in 10 seconds, he actually did my order. Joe raised an eyebrow. I smirked.
"No one calls me a light-weight, nobody..." I said, putting my game face on.
Okay people, vote who will win this drinking games: Joe or Shukaku? Tune in to find out...
Someone please continue?
~Shukaku
