"We are gonna go to New York!" Kyuubi stated. Everyone cheered. Suddenly, the door bell rang. A man who looked like Deidara, but with blue hair entered.
"Where have you been Kaku?" Neka meowed.
"I have to get more clay on the trip," Kaku answered, "So I went where there was more..."
(Meanwhile in Akatsuki base)
"Let's go Deidara." Pein said to the blonde man.
"Yeah Sempai. We're going to Hong Kong!" Tobi yelled excitedly.
"Just let me get my-" Deidara suddenly saw that his clay was gone, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(Back to Club)
"As I was saying," Kaku rolled his eyes as he thought about the fans that might kill him, "How are we going there? We don't have plane tickets."
"Luckily," Shukaku said as he held a box load of tickets, "I'm prepared."
"How did you get those!?!" Everyone asked.
"I gave an american producer a CD of Kyuubi singing..." Shukaku whimpered, then covered his ears.
"YOU WHAT!?!" Kyuubi yelled.
(America)
The producer guy put a CD in the CD player. Music was heard.
Kyuubi:It starts with
One thing, I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn’t even know
Wasted it all just to
Watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me, will eventually, be a memory, of a time when I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
One thing, I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I’m surprised it got so far
Things aren’t the way they were before
You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
In the end
You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me, will eventually, be a memory, of a time when I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter!
"This guy is great!" The producer said, "Let him and his pals come here as a token of my friendship."
To be continued...