Sokou's family camping Trip
August 1997
A campfire was brewing as a rooster sat beside it.
Rooster:*sips cofee* Ahh! There's nothing like the peace and quiet of the Great Outdoors.
Sokou:-runs and bumps his dad-Wahhh! Wahhh! Get it off!!!!
Rooster:How about you can be a man and go get some more firewood. There's nothing to be afraid of.
(deep part of forest)
Sokou:There's nothing to be afraid of...*picks up sticks*
Growl!
Sokou:AAAhhhh!*runs and falls into something*What a stupid place to put a hole!
The hole was really footprints. Growls, a srceam in the night, and the video stops there.
Me:What did Sokou see? Could it be the creature known as bigfoot? Today on Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained we'll find out.
Voice:MYSTERIOUS PHENOMENA OF THE UNEXPLAINED!!!!
Me:*looks at book*Bigfoot, sometimes called sasquatch AKA Gigantopithecus, the Florida Skunk ape, and My 5 tailed friend Houkou.
Houkou:*sticks his tounge out and gives a thumbs up as he moves the camara*
Me:But does it really exist?
An orange-green haired man and a blue haired man sits on a now dead tree stump.
Sokou and Kaku
Present day
Sokou:I really did see a Sasquatch.
Growl! Snarl!
Hachimata:*points*That's him!
Me:*off screen*This is Hachimata, Bigfoot expert. We have offered him $10,000 to bring back conclusive evidence of the creatures existence.
Hachimata:You wait here while I go flush him out*runs into cave*
The growling was only a radio. Hachi-san turned it off, then put on a bigfoot suit.
Hachi:All I need to do is let them take my picture and leave a few footprints.
Growl!
Hachi:I thought I turned that darn thing off!
Snarl!
Hachi:*looks up, turns white, and screams like a girl*
Growl!
Sokou:That sounded close.
AAahhhhhhhh!
Kaku:There's two of them.
Hachi pops up from nowhere. Sokou hides.
Kaku:Bigfoot has eaten Hachimata!*runs*
Hachi:Hold on! Come back!
Me:*holds pic of Hachi in Bigfoot suit*Faked photographs like these are a dime a dozen. Until someone actually captures one of these elusive creatures, Bigfoot would remain a
MYSTERIOUS PHENOMENA OF THE UNEXPLAINED!!!
Houkou:*turns camara towards me*
Me:*chuckles*To think some people believe this hairy freak actually exists.
Bigfoot:GROWLLL!
Me:Uh oh. No stay back. AAAAAHHHHHH! Not the face, not face. Oww, my tail. wwwwwahhhhh!
~Shukaku
