Me:Today on...
Voice:MYSTERIOUS PHENOMENA OF THE UNEXPLAINED.
Me:Live actual footage of Loch Ness Monster!!!!XD Hachi?
Hachi:Here they are folksss. Loch Ness Monssster!
-rock and roll is heard-
Band:Are you ready to rock with the Loch?
Crowd:Yeah!!!!
Me:Are you in Scotland, Hachi?
Hachi:No, I'm in Michigan.
Sign says:Gone to Scotland. Be back in 2 hours.
(Scotland)
Me:Okay. Where's a Nessy expert where ya need one?
Voice:Four!
Me:*gets hit by a golfball*
Kyuubi:Why are you in Scotland?
Me:Kyuubi! Can ya help me find Nessy? Money is no object...*holds up credit card*
Kyuubi:*thinking*Sucker! *out loud* Look into the telescope.
Me:I don't see anything!!!
Kyuubi:You have to pay first.
Me:*pays, then sees a finger wiggling in the glass*Okay genious. You try.
Kyuubi:*sees a picture of Nessy that I'm holding up*OMG! It's Nessy. I found it! *bumps me into ocean*
Me:*splashes in water*Hey! I'm a paying customer.
(Boat)
Kyuubi:*puts scuba gear on me* If ya looking for Nessy, you have to get wet.
Me:*breathes heavily*Air! I need air!!!
Kyuubi:Air is extra.
Me:*pays then goes under water*
Kyuubi:At this rate, I can put a restraining order on Misa!
Voice:Four!
Kyuubi:Oww!*presses the Air button to off*
Me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Submerine)
Kyuubi:*bringing down the sub*Okay. Now give me your credit card.
Metal Claw:*gives credit card to Kyuubi*
Kyuubi:*puts down sub*
Me:Hey look. Nessy's heading my way. What the-
(Land)
Me:*runs toward Kyuubi*Why did ya pull me up?
Kyuubi:You're credit card maxed out.
Voice:Four!
Me and Kyuubi:Owww!
Voice:Oh boys?
Nessie looked at the boys who were bugged eyed. She was playing golf.
Nessie:*blushes*Mind if I play through?
Kyuubi and I:*shakes head no*
Nessie:*goes back into the ocean*
Kyuubi:Did you see that?
Shukaku:I know! That's the worst hole in one I ever seened.
Kyuubi:*slaps forehead*
~Shukaku
