"Life sucks. Childhood sucks. The Kazekage sucks. I hate my life!" I yelled as I banged my cage. All I needed to do was to protect a baby. And where did I end up? Being a tanuki, going into a teapot, going into my crush's stomach, and then sealed inside a red headed boy.
"Well," I said to myself, "Might as well make this cage a perfect home..." With that, I went to the city before me. It wasn't like what I dreamed of. The city was like a mix between New York and Las Vegas, only it was always night time. Shadowopolis it was called. I went into a pub where there was sake and a woman with blue hair. I wanted to flirt with her.
"So, I must be inside an oven cuz' you Baby are so hot!" I said smirking.
"I'm a boy..." The blue haired man with a black cloak and cream clouds on it said, holding his anger.
"Sorry." I apoligized. He looked like a girl to me...
"By the way, I'm Kaku the Badger." Kaku said proudly.
"Hey! You have half my name!" I yelled hyperly, "I'm Shukaku the Sand Spirit."
Kaku looked at me strangely, then finally spoke.
"Are ya new here?"
".........yes."
"Come with me tommarow at 8 P.M. Until then, I'll go shopping with you."
I didn't know what was happening, but I liked it so far. Kaku and I went to Hot Topic to pick out some clothing. We were at a t-shirt rack when someone with 2 heads jumped out of it. He was a brown headed man with beautiful black eyes, scaley skin, and gangsta clothes. I like this guy.
"Jusssst the guy I'm looking for..." The man said. I knew he was a snake, "Who isssssss he?"
"Shukaku, meet Hachimata the 8 headed snake," Kaku introduced both of us, "We call him Hachi for short."
"Sssssorry about this look," Hachi said emmbarassed, "I was trying to Henge, but I ssssuck at it."
"Did you focus?" I asked.
"Well, no."
"Sigh. In order to transform, one must have all focus. I know cuz' I'm a tanuki." I explained. I didn't know I was THAT smart.
"Thankssss." Hachi said, "Also I'm hiding from fangirlsss. I hate my eyessss."
"Ooookay...Anyway," Kaku wanted to change the subject, "I have black and red clothing. So can we go to Walmart?"
"Yes."
"Yesssss."
So the three of us went to Walmart. I bought a flat screen tv. Kaku picked a cd player with stereo. And Hachi had a PS2 and a Xbox 360. This was fun...for now.....
To be continued...
~Shukaku
