Kyuubi tries to set it Straight

Kyuubi woke up from a strange dream about Neka kissing him on the cheek. Just then, his cell went off. "Yo, this is Kyuubi."
"Kyuubi, we have a little problem on our hands."
"Raijuu? That you? What's going on?"
"I just got a call and Misa and Chii are in prison."
There was a slight pause and then Kyuubi bursted out saying, "Man! This is just my day! Finally it has happened! Misa's in jail, no Shukaku in sight, and-"
"Kyuubi! This is serious!"
"So am I."
"We need to go where they are holding Misa!"
"Fine! But I'm handling things my way!"
Kyuubi hung up and walked out the door. The Sasuke look-alike walked out the hotel and met the Minato look-alike, Raijuu. "What are you planning to do when we get there?" Raijuu asked the king of biju.
"You'll know when it happens," Kyuubi responded, knowing if he told Raijuu he couldn't come.
The two soon arrived to the holding cell where all the biju and three demons gathered as well. Kyuubi walked in front of the group and noticed that Shukaku was drunk again. "Kyu-kun! You're here! I know you couldn't stay away from me!"
"Shut it you tanuki brat!" Kyuubi said coldly, "It's your own fault you are in here!"
"Kyuubi?! Why are you being so cold to her?! You should be glad she likes you!" Kaku shouted out loud.
"This doesn't involve you Kaku! Back off!" Kyuubi said scowling at Kaku.
"Misa I need to say this. I HATE YOU!" Kyuubi shouted, "I wish you would go away and leave me alone!"
Suddenly... Kyuubi started to break into a song that expressed his hate.
Kyuubi: I know should say this
At times you get me scared
When you think about a dream
Relationship we've shared

Do you get it?
For me, I don't care
Now we're standing hear and you're going to pain
Once you hear, my dear (gags)

The 7 things I hate about you!

The 7 things I hate about you (oh you)
You're vain, your games, you're insecure
You love me, And I hate this
You make me cry all the time
I don't want to buy your side
Do you get it? I'm a jerk
When you act like I love you, you'll get hurt
I don't wanna be with you, this I know
And the 7th thing I hate the most is this
You can't live without my kiss

Kaku: I know it's awkward and silent
As I wait for Kyuubi to say
What I need to hear now
Your sincere apology
And when you mean it, I'll believe it
If you text it, I'll delete it
Let's be clear
Kyuubi: Oh I'm not coming back
You're taking 7 steps here
Do you realize that's not me?

The 7 things I hate about you
You're vain, your games, you're insecure
You love me, And I hate this
You make me cry all the time
I don't want to buy your side
Do you get it? I'm a jerk
When you act like I love you, you'll get hurt
I don't wanna be with you, this I know
And the 7th thing I hate the most is this
You can't live without my kiss

[Misa started to cry at this point and Kyuubi had what he needed to say, so he was leaving]

Kaku: And compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention
The 7 that I like

The 7 things I like about you
Your hair, your eyes, your cries
And I'm hypnotized
You make me laugh, you made me cry
But I guess that's both I'll have to buy
Your hand in mine
When we're intertwined everything's alright
I want to be
With the you I know
And the 7 things I like the most that you do
You make me love you
You do (oh)

Kyuubi listened to the rest of the song and then disappeared into the darkness, off to find his CD and take it back. "I don't care for Misa's love. She holds me back and I need her to hear that so she'll leave me alone. I'm on my own now and no one will stop me. Not Shukaku, Raijuu, or Kaku. Not even Neka. I'm a rouge on my own now."

End