“Hachi! I’m bored and tired of training which you always tell me to do! Can’t we go out and have fun for one day?” Kai complained dryly.
“Go find sssssome other demonsssss to play with, there are a billion around here,” Hachi answered. He was in no mood to be bothered by his new little brother. He had just finished a rough mission for the Hokage and wanted nothing more than to sit under the tree and sleep.
“Awwww come on! There aren’t that many! And most of them are too old like you!” Kai retorted.
Hachi nearly fell over where he sat.
“Excussssse me! I am not old!” Hachi exclaimed angrily.
“You are a who knows how old snake demon who that freakishly pale Orochimaru is supposed to own,” Kai answered.
“He doessssss not own me, and I ran him off a while ago,” Hachi growled. The human transformation jutsu was fading a bit, and Hachi’s fangs began to show. Fear jumped into Kai.
“Fine! I’ll go find someone else to hang out with,” Kai said as he stormed off.
Kai walked for what seemed like a few blocks and bumped into a girl talking rather loudly at a window above them.
“Kyuubi! Come on out Kyuubi!” Misa called.
“Hey isn’t he the Biju king that Hachi was talking about?” Kai asked a loud.
The girl turned around and nearly attacked him.
“Who are you? And how do you know about Kyuubi?” Misa asked fiercely.
“I’m Kai, Hachi’s brother,” Kai answered.
“Oh ya you’re the new guy!” Misa said happily, “Wow you are cute!”
Kai flushed red not knowing what to say or do.
“So then where is Hachi?” Misa asked, “Did he kick you out or something?”
“No!” Kai said almost angrily.
“Chill,” Misa said softly, “So what did happen then?”
“Hachi refuses to do anything fun,” Kai answered.
“Ya, he’s like that,” Misa laughed, “You would be surprised what he does for Kyuubi though.”
“What do you mean?” Kai asked.
“Sorry, but he’d have to tell you,” Misa said, “Well since it seems like you have nothing to do, why don’t you come and hang out with me and my friends!”
“Ok!” Kai said happily.
Misa led Kai down several streets and to a house on the corner. Several demons were relaxing in the front yard.
“This is Raijuu, and this is Eka, and this is Chii, and this is Tara, and this is Dizzy, and this is Suki, and this is Takahara!” Misa said happily.
Kai was trying to remember each of their names but was having trouble.
“So you are Hachimata’s brother,” Eka said flatly.
“Hmmm you look like a wolf demon. Am I right?” Chii asked.
“Um yep, I am,” Kai answered.
“Do you want to do something together?” Tara asked.
“Ya sure what did you have in mind?” Kai asked.
“We were discussing going to McDonalds, but we could go to a movie or something,” Takahara suggested.
“Um…sure,” Kai said. They were all staring at him, and it made him nervous.
So they all went up the street to the movie theater and watched the new Ninja’s Night that had appeared earlier that month.
“That was some movie!” Dizzy laughed.
“The part when they said ‘the end is near’ was so funny! Can you believe humans could be so dramatic?” Misa asked.
“Seriously! It looked like they were trying way too hard!” Suki commented.
Just then, they walked into Neka, Houkou, and Shukaku coming from McDonalds.
“Hey!” Misa and Tara said together.
Neka looked up and smiled.
“It’s nice to see all of you again,” Neka said kindly.
Kai flinched when he remembered Neka slapping Hachi across the face.
“You seem to be having fun,” Houkou addressed to no one in particular. Kai though he was directing it towards him, and tried to think of something to say.
“Yep this has been a good day, Raijuu answered.
“Now if only we could finish it off with some sake!” Shukaku answered.
“Sake?” Kai asked.
“Don’t tell me you have never had sake!” Shukaku was now shaking Kai.
“Sorry!” Kai said. Those were the only words he could find.
“Come on Shukaku,” Dizzzy said, “not everyone likes sake like you do.”
“But he hasn’t even tried it!” Shukaku said hastily.
Suddenly a kunai knife flew through the air.
Kaku and Hachi were walking up talking about something pertaining to keeping pets.
“Shukaku, Kai issss too young to have sssake,” Hachimata said.
“No way! Demons are born old enough to have sake!” Shukaku protested.
Kaku nearly laughed.
“Born to have sake eh? That sounds like a song or something,” Kaku said smiling.
“I’ll try some!” Kai tried to push his way back into the conversation.
“Ata man, demon rather, but you get the jist,” Shukaku answered.
“Don’t even go there,” Hachi said.
“Come on Hachi! What could one bottle or two do?’ Shukaku asked.
“Fine,” Hachi sighed.
Three hours later….
“Wooi both we a lot drank,” Kai stumbled with his words.
“We yep did,’ Shukaku answered.
“Do you think drunk demons understand what the other is saying?” Neka asked.
“I have no idea,” Kaku answered. The others answered the same.
“What should we do with them?”Eka asked.
“Probably throw them on Kyuubi,” Hachi answered.
“Naw we can take them to the river to sober up,” Misa answered.
Ten Hours Later……
“They managed to get drunk off of the river water,” Takahara said astounded.
“That is just wrong,” Suki answered.
~Hachi~