"Dammit! Why didn't my plan work?!"
Suki was locked in the cage next to me and my friend Shukaku, a blonde Gaara look-alike, was on the other side of me. "Well, I don't know. Maybe playing video games to beat the bad guys was not the best thing to do, especially since there were three others besides Deidara that were able to grab you!" I snapped.
"Hey, at least I tried," Shukaku snapped back, "What have you been doing besides chatting with this girl over there?"
"Hey! I have a name!" Suki shouted, "Once Itachi-san gets the keys, I can get out and you will get it!"
"Geez soooorry," Shukaku said sarcastically, "Kyuubi, how'd you deal with this girl while you were here?"
"That's not important Shukaku! We have to get outta here and get the tape you sent to them of me singing!" I snapped.
'Wait! He's saying he's just here to get a CD back... So, Itachi was lying?! No, I'm here so they are just trying to make me believe they aren't after me,' Suki thought.
"Have any thoughts?" Shukaku asked me.
I pondered this... 'What would be able to get us out without getting caught? Jutsu won't work and just scratching or biting the cages wouldn't do much damage. If we do escape like before, Suki would probably just get me caught again... Wait! That's perfect!'
"Got an idea?" Shukaku asked again.
"Where's your sake bottle?"
"Well, they didn't take it from me and I still have it, so what? You want some?"
"No! I hate sake Shukaku!"
"How can you say that?! Sake is-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, the life giver to the world. I've heard it before. Anyway, I need you to drink the entire bottle."
"This is the first of your plans that I'm liking so far," Shukaku said as he pulled the cork out of his bottle.

-What is my plan? Is Suki going to find out she's being decieved? Is peanut butter better than jelly?! Why am I asking this? Anyway, you are going to have to find out-

~Kyuubi