Right now, I'm in jail. I was so hungry that when everyone wasn't looking, I ate all the criminals in one gulp, yet I was still hungry...At least I get one phone call.
(Conversation)
'Hey. Kaku here!'
"*hic* It's me."
'Hi Shukaku. Still drunk?'
"Yes and hungry. But Kyuubi is out of control, I'm in jail, and *hic* Misa's blind forever!"
'..........'
"Hello? Hello? Kaku *hic* are you there?"
'Misa is in trouble. I'll save her. See ya, dude!' Kaku hung up. I wanted to eat the bars from my cage. I saw the owner of the prison looking up at me.
"Have you seen all of the other cellmates?" I shook my head.
"I was asleep. And when *hic* I woke up, everyone was gone..." I lied. The owner was actually Naara in disguise. He opened my cage. He's going to tell me to stop with the drinking and eating...
"Shukaku, you must help the others! Itachi is gonna capture all of them if you don't do something." Naara yelled. I looked at him. He gave me a sake bottle. I knew what to do.
"Thanks Naara. Hi-5!" I lifted my claw up high. Naara gave me a death glare. I drank the sake and left prison.
~Shukaku Someone please continue!
