OMG. I'm gone for one day and all the excitement happens. Well, here's my part.
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I have to help Kyuubi, but how, HOW!?! I drank more sake then saw a file. I picked it up and read it.
Name:Izuri Oni
Gender:Male
Age:25
Job:Bounty Hunter/Demon who eats other demons
Mission:Devour Kyuubi Yoko and his "friends"
Oh my god! That's what's happening. The akatsuki are leading Kyuubi into his doom. I have to find this Izuri demon and fast. Somehow, I'm in the news already. I jumped on the top of the Empire State Building. In front of me is a giant screen tv and a giant sized Wii.
"Izuri!!!!" I roared, "I'm willing to *hic* make a deal with you. If I win, you leave *hic* my friends alone and for Kyuubi, I'll be the leader of teh biju club for 5 weeks." A green haired man with black robes stood beside me.
"Ha! You dare challenge The great Oni, Izuri? Let's settle the score. If I win, I eat all of your friends. If you win, you also can eat me."
"Deal! Let's brawl!"
(Game mode)
Shukaku as Pit 5 lives
Izuri as Snake 5 lives
Pit fired arrows at Snake, while Snake shot a large canon at Pit. Pit 4 lives. The smash ball comes up. Pit takes the Final smash-Okay since I'm bored I'm gonna skip to when both characters have one life left. Pit and Snake are neck and neck.
Snake:Give up already!
Pit:Never! My friends need me.
Snake:You're just a lil' brat! How can you save them if you can't save yourself?
Suddenly, Pit was very angry. He was surrounded by powerful chakra.
Snake:So Pit, Show me your final smash...
Pit's eyes turned yellow.
Snake:WTF? Chakra can't be used in SSBB!?!
Pit:Well, I'm gonna kill ya!
Snake:*thinking*What kind of Final smash is that?
Snake knew what it was. Pit used a growth justu and put an exploding tag on his arrow. Snake was begging.
Snake:No, no, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*died*
Guy in the box screen(I dunno what's his name):Snake? Snake? SSSNNNNNAAAAAAKKKEEE!
Game!
Winner:Pit
1st place-Pit
2nd Place-Snake(clapping)
(Reality)
Well I won the bet. I ate Izuri and Kyuubi owes me 5 weeks of leading teh club. Izuri last words were,
"You, a demon, played as an angel, yet you beat me!?!"
Anyway, since Izuri eaten lots of demons, I won't be eating anything...except for a weasel named Itachi! I jumped down from the skyscraper, leaving a huge earthquake. Then I waited for the akatsuki to tell them about Izuri and the Bet.
Kyuubi, can you continue?
~Shukaku
