Finally, Itachi came up to me. Compared to me, He was the size of a flea. Itachi looked way up high than whistled for someone. He whistled again and again, but no one showed up.
"Where's the bounty hunter demon I hired?" Itachi yelled. I burped, then took out Izuri's Katana from my mouth. Itachi was mad.
"OMFG! You monster!" Itachi spat on my tail. I put the katana above Itachi's head. I was way angry. Itachi grew the same size as me and we fought. Both of us were very tired. I was about to faint when I heard whispers of all of the gang in my head.
Neka:You can do it Shukaku!
Houkou:Hang tight, dude.
Kaku:Beat that gay person.
Raijuu:We're all proud of you.
Hachi:We'll help you all the way.
Kai:Kick his butt, Believe it!
Dizzy:Go Shukaku, go!
Tara:Good luck.
Chii: Do your best.
Eka-san:Yeah. Show em' whose boss.
Misa:Yay Big Brother.
Naara:Hn. You're powerful for a pervert...
But the last whisper really hit me,
Kyuubi:I believe in you, my friend.
I rose up from my feet and punched Itachi in the stomach.
"That punch was *hic* for blinding my sister forever!" Itachi got back up again. I kicked him.
"THAT was for hiring someone to eat us." Itachi got up again, about to use his Mangekyo sharringan.
"But you did something more worse. You can capture me, eat me, control me, whatever you want. But when you try to hurt my family, friends, and most importantly, my best friend Kyuubi, YOU'RE AS GOOD AS DEAD! Wind Style:Air Bullets!" Itachi flew by into where he belongs to:Prison!
"Anyone ELSE wants a piece of me!?!" I yelled at the rest of the Akatsuki. They all ran back into Japan. Naara looked at me.
"Hn. Not bad for a demon..." Then he left. I fell down to the ground, laying down, when Kyuubi started sitting on my stomach. About time he showed up.
"So, when are you going to be normal sized?" Kyuubi asked.
"Since 4,990 pizzas+1,000,000 tons of Sake+1 giant bounty hunter demon+999 other demons in the bounty hunter=1 big, fat, and happy Tanuki," I calculated everything I ate, "About months and months. You owe me 5 weeks of leadership. I missed you."
"I missed you too, buddy!" Kyuubi said with no emotion. He didn't want to ruin his reputation, "How are we going to take you home in Japan?"
"I have *hic* an idea, but I want you to do something for me." I whispered in Kyuubi's ear. He gotten shocked, then went up to the blinded Misa and kissed her on the lips. I know Kyuubi's gonna kill me, but since Itachi blinded Misa, at least Misa might see her Kyu-Kun for the last time...
~Shukaku
