Where to escape?

I knew Hachi was going to kill me, but there was a bigger problem. I was stuck inside this huge mansion with a drunken kid and a mad tanuki. "Crap! How are we getting outta here?! I don't even know where we entered since this place is so big!"
Kai scurried off while I was talking to myself. "Hey, Kai what do you- Dammit! I'm going to get killed by Hachi and a tanuki's on a rampage due to no sake! On top of that I cannot find a drunken kid within this mansion!"
"WHO THE HELL DRANK ALL MY SAKE?!?!?!"
"I have to hurry and find that kid before we get in trouble!"
I ran through out the house looking for a drunken kid until I got a call on my cell phone. "This is not a good- Oh, Hi Hachi!" I answered.
"Did you and Kai find anything in that mansion?"
"No, not really," I lied.
"Is Kai there? Can I talk to him?"
Oh crap! "Umm... he can't come to the phone at the moment."
"... Why?"
"He's in the bathroom right now."
"I thought you didn't-"
"Sorry, my cell is going to go dead, I'll talk to you when we get out," I lied.
I hung up my cell and heard Shukaku approaching closer. Damn, where am I going to hide and where is that kid?! I looked around and found a closet, so I dived in the pile of clothes on the floor and looked out. I waited for a while, but it was a false alarm and I crawled out. "This is the last time I'll dive into dirty underwear to save myself!"
I searched a little more and went into another bathroom, that was empty, and closed the door. It was a good thing to, because my adopted sis, Chiyoko, called from home. "Kyuubi? Where are you?"
"Yoko, this is really not the time."
"Kyuubi-sempai! Tell me what's going on!"
"I really can't at the moment. I'm trying to find Kai and I'm in Shukaku's-"
I stopped as I heard the door opening and I hung up. "Crap! I'm dead!"

End