Okay. I want more food and sake. Chiyoko and the others watched me eat every single thing.
"I'm gonna go with Shu-Kun. Yurikami, you go find Isonade-Sama. The other Akatsuki might be coming, so the rest of ya keep look out." Chiyoko instructed. Everyone agreed. A waiter was sobbing.
"That foolish man just ate all of the buffet. My buisness is ruined!" The waiter was crying. Yurikami went to look for Isonade and I picked up Chiyoko and put her on my head. I need to do something, first.
(AirPort)
I was ordering hotdogs when I saw almost every biju landing. I spilled mustard on the floor and sung a song-
Viva Las Vegas-
No! Not that song......
Shukaku:Can't seem to get my mind off of you
Back here at home there's nothin' to do
Now that I'm away
I wish I'd stayed
Tomorrow's a day of mine that you won't be in
"SHUKAKU!" I heard Kyuubi yell, "YOU ARE DEAD!!!" I laughed. Chiyoko started to sing.
Chiyoko:When you looked at me I should've run
But I thought it was just for fun
I see I was wrong
And I'm not so strong
I should've known all along that time would tell
Kyuubi slipped on some mustard and flew to a kabob cart. I gnawed on some kabobs and grew 2 more feet.
Shukaku:A week without you
Chiyoko:Thought I'd forget
Shukaku:Two weeks without you and I
Still haven't gotten over you yet
Chiyoko:Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone
Hachi was next in line. I had to run away. I threw cotton candy on the snake boy's eyes.
Shukaku:Everything I think is fun to do
But it means misery to you
Why can't I be
Y'know just me
Kyuubi got up and was running really fast. I informed the police right away. I turned myself and Chiyoko invisable.
Chiyoko:A week without you
Shukaku:Thought I'd forget
Chiyoko:Two weeks without you and I
Still haven't gotten over you yet
"Bring back my sister!" Kyuubi yelled. A police officer(A/N:It's Kakuzu in disguise, I didn't notice cuz' I'm drunk.) came and stopped Kyuubi.
"Excuse me fox," He said, "For coming here, you give me $1,000,000,000."
"WHAT!?!"
Shukaku:Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone
Both:Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone
"Where are we going?" asked Chiyoko. I drooled as I smiled.
"We're gonna *hic* have some fun!" I answered. I heard there's a wrestling compition and the winner gets sake, $1,000,000 , and food.
To be continued by other demons and Biju
~Drunk Shukaku
