We arrived at night and I checked where Isonade was. Since he's a partier like Shukaku I wasn't going to let that guy outta my sight, especially since he had eyes on my 14 yr old little sister. "If that guy did anything, he's as good as dead!"
I ditched the others, telling them to try and find Shukaku, but they probably were doing something else. I found Shukaku and he pretty much called the cops on me so, I disappeared and decided to find Isonade. I tracked Isonade to a hotel and came into the room. "Isonade!" I yelled.
His eyes widened when I broke down his door and he fell on the floor. "Kyuubi, what are you doing here?!" He said alarmed.
"I was uninvited to Vegas, so I tracked your cellphone. Where is Shukaku and my sister?"
"What did I do to your sis? Cause the way ya got it, it sounds like I made her pregnant or something."
"What'd you say?!"
"Don’t tell her I said I got her pregnant ok............ don't, she'll kill me..."
"You better not have gotten her pregnant!"
"I told you not to tell her!!"
"I didn't tell her, but-"
"You scared me."
"I wasn't finished! Did you get her pregnant?!"
"You just don't tell a girl "hey he says he made you pregnant"!!!!"
I started getting angry at my friend. "What if I said she drank a few margaritas with rum... She isn't talking to me!"
I then started getting more and more p*$$ed. "Ok she was drunk.......... I don't remember much but.... I don't remember but she got drunk.......
don't ask"
"You better tell me what went on!" I said getting infuriated at Isonade and pinning him to the wall.
"Not talking' all I said was she got drunk!"
"You know, I haven't killed any demons in over a year... Wanna be the first?!"
"Uhhhhhhhhh not killing' the guy that got your sis pregnant!!"
At this, I felt like slitting his throat and I got my claws ready. "*gulp*.................. she don't know!"
"Which gets a lighter jail sentence? Premeditated or murder of passion?" I said with my claw at his throat.
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."
"And what Isonade tells Kyuubi gives me the right to kick your ass!"
"She does not know!!!"
"But I do!"
"But killing the pa of a baby ain't right!!!!!!!!! Your sis would hate you for killin' the daddy!"
"No, Nee-chan could never hate her Oni-san!" I said with an evil smile.
"Aw crap..... She doesn't want you to kill me!" he transformed into my sister, "See she is cryin'!"
"You bastard!" I said raising a claw to him.
Before I could slash his throat though, my sister called on Shukaku's cell. "Oni-san, me and Shukaku are at a wrestling match."
"Nee-chan, I need to talk to Shukaku for a minute and ask him something."
"You aren't gonna yell at him are you?"
"No, I won't," I said, but really thought, if he gave you sake though, I'll kill him.
"Yo *hic* Wazzup?"
"Shukaku, I need to ask you something."
"It's not about the *hic* trainset I got you for your birthday *hic was it?"
"What? No, Did Chiyoko get drunk?"
"Oh, *hic* Course not, I'd never give any sake to your cute lil sister."
"*sigh* That's good."
"You aren't gonna *hic* kill me are you?"
"No, not anymore. Tell Chiyoko Oni-san says have a nice time."
"Okay, *hic* later"
I then turned to Isonade. "You got lucky"
I dropped the demon on the ground and said, "Tell me where Shukaku is unless you wanna get killed!"
Kicking Isonade's Ass
End