“Hey Hachi are you going to be ok?” Isonade asked.
Things were moving fast, and my head was pounding. A sharp instinct to kill was spreading out over me, and I couldn’t control it. My cheek was on the icy table, and I felt hot and ill. Sake was the devil, and dam I drank it. All my nerves wanted to break loose and transform, but I forced them to stay at bay. Angered that they couldn’t be free, my nerves made uncontrollable twitches.
“Good grief Hach, you are a drama queen. Why not have another sip and knock yourself out already,” Isonade asked.
“Die,” I whispered, Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.”
“Hachi what are you going to do just lay there?”
Finally I could no longer control it. My human form was torn to shreds as I transformed into my full form. All eight heads went every which way seeing drunkenly, but still seeing. People screamed in terror and ran for cover as my eight tales destroyed slot machine after slot machine. I was forced to watch my drunken self go out of control. It was as if I was stuck inside my head and forced to watch someone else using my body.
“Die!” I roared out slashing anything within my range. Polls were destroyed and crumbled to the ground, and soon the roof itself was coming down on me. I didn’t flinch. Isonade realizing what he had done, was trying to make a run for it with five sake bottles he had swiped at the bar. Tsunade seing that I was causing a ruckus swore and a fight was emerging.
“Die humanssssssss!” I laughed maniacally.
“Hachi! What has gotten into you?” Tsunade asked, “You wrecked my pachinko machines!”
“Sake,” Isonade answered, “he drank sake.”
“You will all die! Muahahahahahahhahahahahahah”
From far off, Kyuubi, Shukaku, and Chiyoko looked up.
“Was that Hachi *hic*?” Shukaku asked.
“His chakra is scary,” Chiyoko said, “What happened?”
“Something bad,” Kyuubi answered.
Back at the casino
“Muahahahahahahahahahah die! Die! DIE!” I laughed crazily.
Kyuuni, Shukaku, and Chiyoko ran up.
“His chakra is so cold,” Chiyoko said backing away a bit.
“I smell sake *hic*” Shukaku said, “It’s coming from Hachi.”
“Hachi can’t have sake. He can’t handle it being cold-blooded. His circulation moves all the sake to his head, or rather heads. And his chakra moves it even faster. This is bad. We have to calm him down. Or…it will be nearly as bad as New York….Shukaku I blame you.”
“Hey I’m the leader for five weeks! I’ll handle it!” Shukaku said defensively.
Just then, they say Isonade running out of what was left of the casino.
“Hey guys!” he said looking back all the way, “nice weather we have today.”
“You had something to do with this I suppose?” Kyuubi asked.
“Well I kinda did slip him some sake, but I don’t really see what the problem is.”
“You all are going to die! Muahahahahahahahahahhhah!” I laughed spotting Kyuubi and the others, “Hey Kyuubi, you know….I’m still mad that you socked me in the stomach in New York. Time for pay-back!”
“Fine,” Kyuubi said, “I won’t blame Shukaku, I’ll blame you Isonade.”
“Guys we don’t have time for this *hic*” Shukaku said, “We have an outraged eight headed snake demon coming after us filled with sake.”
“What are we supposed to do?” Isonade asked.
“Die that’s what!” I laughed, “Die!”
“Well, we have to wait until the sake is out of his system,” Chiyoko said. Everyone looked at her.
“There wouldn’t be enough time. I’ll transform and keep him at bay for a while,” Kyuubi said, and with that he transformed.
“There you are Kyuubi. Hahahahahahah. I forgot how much I loved sake,” I said, “It’s when I drink that I can really enjoy myself. Shukaku, I want more sake! Hahahahahahhaah.”
Just then Kai and Suki ran through the city.
“Is that Hachi?” Kai asked looking up at his giant snake brother.
“Dam, what in the world happened to him?” Suki asked.
“Sake,” Shukaku answered.
“Could sake really do that?” Kai asked in astonishment.
“Did you never wonder why Hachi refused to drink it? He’s cold-blooded after all,” Shukaku explained, “and that Isonade over there slipped him something heavy.”
“Hey! I just wanted to see what would happen!” Isonade said.
“Do I act like that?” Kai asked.
“Nope, but you are pretty bad,” Suki answered.
“I’m going to rethink sake,” Kai said.
“Wow a revelation in the chaos of a fight what is this Shakespeare?” Shukaku asked.

[On T.V.]

Reporter: “Well we are experiencing what could only be described as a fight between and eight headed snake and a nine tailed fox. It is believed that there is a direct link between this incident and the one in New York only a week ago. Now we will show you live footage of the fight.”

[Back to the scene]

“Hachi! This isn’t you! Remember how you said my rage was not me, well this isn’t you!” Kyuubi yelled out.
“I don’t care! You will die! Hahahahahahahah,” I laughed.
I shoved him up against a building. He fought free and launched his own attacks. Buildings around us were being smashed but didn’t fall.
In my head I begged him to stop me and cursed sake with every word that I could think of.
The fight continued until both our chakra’s were very low. Without the chakra moving through my system, the sake’s effect was slowing. Things were becoming fuzzy and I could barely slither straight. Soon I couldn’t move and used the last of my chakra to return to my human form. Kyuubi returned as well.
“Kyuubi,” I sighed, “I’m sssssorry.”
“It wasn’t you Hachi, just like my rage wasn’t me,” Kyuubi answered.
“Thanksssss.”
Later that night back at the hotel. Everyone is staring at the T.V.
“How the heck are we going to explain thisssss?” I asked.
No one answered.