Well, I'm getting to be more normal. Ugh! I hate it. Actually, I kinda like that date I had with Chiyoko. But was ruined by Kyuubi's rage and Hachi's drunkness. Anyway, I bought Yuri-Chan a nice purple kimono with a matching bow. It looked so cute.
Then I led her to a rooftop. There was a huge bowl that I put there.
"Today, we are making sake!" I said cheerfully, "And for you, Yuri-Chan, a slushie." I put down a cup in front of Yuri-chan. Next I put wine and beer in my bowl, and ice in the cup. Fruit punch and Grape punch in both, also apples, chocolate and lots of sugar. I was finished with both of the contoctions.
"Are you sure this is a good idea, Shukaku-Sempai?" asked Yuri. She looked kinda worried. I smiled at her.
"It's okay Yuri-Chan. If anything goes wrong, you or any other demons won't ever get hurt. I promise. Now, Bottom's Up!" I started to drink all of the drink I had. Yuri-Chan liked the slushie. I noticed that nothing happened to me.
"Aww man! Nothing happened. I don't look sexy anymore." I complained.
"I like the slushie you made..." Yuri-Chan said smiling. I sighed and took Yuri-chan into a Casino hotel. I went in the hot tub, took off my shirt, and slept with Yurikami for the whole day.
(The next night)
I felt something hard bumping into my head. It was the ceiling. Again, stupid ceiling!>.< I opened my eyes and I found out that I was 50 ft. tall, squashed in a small hotel room.
"Yes. It worked. I'm damn sexy! Now how about some food. Where are you Yuri-Chan?" I said. I heard a meow inside my shorts. It was Yuri-chan.
"One minute, I was sleeping on your chest. The next thing I knew, I'm in your pants!" Yurikami said suprised. I laughed as I tried to get out of the room. It was hard, but I got out in the end.
"Okay, first we get something to eat.*hic* Then do whatever we want." I smirked. Yuri-Chan smiled as well. We turned invisable and went to the kitchen. Two skinny guys were talking when they saw random food flying in air. They panicked and ran away. I kinda felt bad, but I didn't care. I gave some ham to Yuri-chan.
"So, what's it like being big?" asked Yurikami.
"Well, *hic* I dunno. It's like being free. The world is your toy." I didn't know what to say. Yurikami was glad. Her eyes where sparkling.
"I wanna be big like you, papa!" She said. First Sempai, Now Papa!?!
~Big Shukaku >XD
