Kyuubi: Yo, this is Kyuubi with reguards to what has happened so far in this fanfic. Now, as you know, Shukaku has taken the girls, along with my little sister, to Las Vegas, Nevada; to meet up with Isonade. Well, as usual, Shukaku got drunk and stole my sis out from under my nose, so in hopes he'd know where they went, I had to find that bastard Isonade. That son of a bitch told me he and my little sis both got drunk and he got her pregnant.
Hachi: Kyuubi wassss not happy with Isssonade's joke that he beat the crap outta him and realized his sssis and Ssshukaku went to a wressssstling match, ssso Kyuubi went to battle Sssshukaku; they tied. Once that wasss over, Kyuubi wasss paranoid about hisss little ssssisster being alone with just Sssshukaku and followed them.
Kyuubi: I was right to follow the two because, that old drunken bastard kissed my 14 yr old little sister! Dude! You can get arrested to that! That's called being a pedophile! Besides, that's being called a man-whore Shukaku who's literally cheating on his girlfriend!
Kaku: Woah! Shukaku has a girlfriend?!
Houkou: Didn't see that coming!
Isonade: What's her name?
Everyone: *glares*
Isonade: What?!
Hachi: Anyway during that time Kyuubi wasssss fighting Sssshukaku for what he conssssidered "child molessstation," Isssonade got the bright idea to ssslip ssssssake into my drink!
Isonade: It wasn't a big deal!
Kai: I don't call destroying half Las Vegas not a big deal.
Kyuubi: I was fighting Shukaku about his drunken kiss with my sister, when a few moments later, Hachi became outta control!
Hachi: I dessstroyed sssssssix buildingssssss and a casssino during my rampage.
Kyuubi: ... I destroyed ten buildings that day.
Hachi: You're jusssst a magnet for anger and desssstruction, aren't you?
Neka: Yeah, that's what Kyuubi is known for when he gets mad.
Isonade: Especially when someone messes with his sis.
Houkou: Yeah, you haven't been as protective towards us as much as Chiyoko.
Kyuubi: So? What's your point?
Neka: Do you love her?
Kyuubi: Course I love her, she's my sister!
Neka: You aren't getting my question.
Kyuubi: Neka! That's sick! Chiyoko's my little sister!
Isonade: I thought I saw Kyuubi blush.
Kyuubi: Shut it, you drunken perv!!!! She's my sister and that's that!
Isonade: Then why do you get upset at the thought of your friends with your sister?
Kyuubi: What the hell is this? Dr. Phil?! I don't like my friends who are like, I don't know, about a thousand years old to kiss or think about being with my sis!
Kaku: But Misa likes you and Shukaku doesn't care.
Kyuubi: Because he knows I don't like Misa! If I did, he'd be upset too... Or too drunk to care. I really don't know. Anyway, we got off topic, Hachi?
Hachi: *sigh* Kyuubi and Sssshukaku sssstopped fighting and both came to where I wasss, including everyone elsssse.
Kyuubi: There, me and Hachimata had a brawl to get the sake outta his system.
Hachi: Thank god it did.
Random Person (Hidan: It's thank Jashin!
Kyuubi: Whatever... Once that was resolved, a bigger incedent occured once that was on the news.
Kai: Just another state we're banned from.
Kyuubi: Haven't I been saying that or just thinking that? Anyway, that was long, but thank god-
Random Person (Hidan): Jashin!
Kyuubi: ... We are outta time.
Hachi: Thanks for watching the Ninja News!
Everyone: Later!