Biju Talk Show

Neka: Alright! Time for the Biju Talk Show!

Kyuubi: Right! What's today's topic?

Hachi: It issss, do you have any habitsssss you would like to give up?

Everyone: *stares at drunk Shukaku*

Shukaku: Waht?

Houkou: Well, you have a habit of getting drunk easily...

Shukaku: That's it! I'm out of here! And-- *stumbles over and falls asleep*

Neka: OoohhKaaaay...

Kaku: I wish to stop being short...

Raijuu: Doesn't that do with genetics or something?

Houkou: I wish I wasn't always so loyal...

Neka: Aw, but I like it when you're nice to me...

Houkou: *blushes*

Isonade: I wish I wasn't so ugly.

Hachi: Ok! I'm going before thisssss getsss too mussshy!

Neka: Well, I guess I'm ending the show early!

Kyuubi: That's not fair! We didn't get to force Misa to realize her annoying habits!

Isonade: And no one felt pity for--

*show ends*

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