I was sitting on a tall skycraping casino, waiting for the boxing torniment when A snail passed me by.
"Hey *hic* Ms.Beautiful!" I said smiling. She flung acid from her 4 tails at me. I dodged it.
"Sorry sexy Human, I don't like drunks like you!" She said. Why do people always assume that I'm human!?! I changed into my beast form. She was shocked completely.
"My name's Shukaku. What's *hic* yours?" I asked. She looked at me.
"The name's Alexis..." Alexis says, "How about you give me a drink?" I nodded as I moved my huge tail down to the bartender downstairs.
"Two sakes *hic* please!" I yelled. Earthquakes were made. The bartender got the drinks.
"Here ya go Shukaku." The bartender sounded like Taki. It was Taki. I quickly grabbed the drinks with my tail and raised it up to the roof.
"So, you're kinda big for a biju, huh?" Alexis said as she poked the bottle. I was drinking and blushing at her at the same time. She's hot for a snail. I was about to kiss her when a voice was heard.
"Ladies and Gents! The boxing match is about to begin!!!" What I saw next was terrfying. Zestu was on the other rooftop with boxing gloves waiting for me. I got up and charged at him. He dodged it, then bit my arm. I punched him out of the ring. He KOed. I won the first match. That was quick.
"Alexis! *Hic* Find Kyuubi and tell him the Akatsuki are here!!!" I said.
"And what will you be doing?" She asked. I shrugged. She walked-I mean slow walked away. I went to another bartender to get a drink. I saw kids in the streets waving at me. I can hear them.
"Look! Isn't that raccoon cool?"
"I love giant monsters!"
"He looks awesome."
I couldn't resist picking up the children and teens with my tail and put them on my back. At least I have fans and I'm gonna be on tv!
Some demon continue this please...
~Big Shukaku
