Okay, after I woke up from Hachi's sofa, and was a lil' drunk, I visited the Akatsuki to videotape them. First, they went on a safari, then they went on a boat, and then Tobi sung a song to Deidara. All of it was funny. But when I passed the graveyard up ahead, I saw Raijuu. Okay, I knew Raijuu was here cuz' there's a severe thunderstorm coming and the trees hit by lightning were scratched by Raijuu. I walked near a tree with a gravestone and Raijuu. He looked very sad and mad at the same time.
"Hey..." I said. Raijuu looked up at me. He must have not seen me.
"Hello...." Raijuu said. This wasn't like him...
"Are you okay? You always become hyper whenever a thunderstorm is near..." I asked. Raijuu looked at the gravestone. It said 'Kisha' on it. I thought I understood, but who's Kisha?
"Want to go have sake?" Raijuu nodded. Now I know something is wrong. Cuz' Raijuu never had sake, and one reason why people drink sake is so they can feel better when they're sad. We went to Isonade's Pub. Isonade was suprised that I brung Raijuu with me, but did nothing cuz' I'm his only customer. When I finished with 2 bottles, Raijuu had drunk 20. That's it! Nobody can get any more worse. Both of us were drunk so we were OOC...
"I think I know how ya feel, Kisha was your girlfriend and you killed her. Am I right?" I asked. That was my worst mistake ever. Raijuu got up and picked me up with lightning speed.
"HOW CAN YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? HOW!?! YOU ARE JUST LIKE TORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled. I saw lightning came in here and crashed the tables. Isonade hid somewhere. I looked at him serious. When I look serious, my glare would make any person stop. Raijuu put me down gently, then started to cry. Hail, the size of pennys, fell outside. Raijuu told me about what Tora had told him.
"Like I said, I know how you feel," I started to say, "Let me tell you a true story. Karura was the most popular kid in my academy. When I was older, we started to go out. But when I turned into a monk, Karura marryed Sasori-"
"Sasori! WTF!?!" Raijuu and Isonade gasped.
"Let me finish! Karura had Temari, then with a foresight justu, Naara. When Karura had twins, Sasori ran away. One of the twins is my student."
"But how does this relate to my situation?" Raijuu asked.
"I said I *hic* wasn't finished! Sasori killed the 3rd kazekage. While I had to take care of one of the twins, a 4th kazekage married Karura, who gave birth to baka(Kankuro). When I came back with Jess, the 4th tricked me by turning me into a tanuki and sealing me inside a teapot. Then, Karura drank me and I was in her belly..." By now, Raijuu and Isonade's faces were O.O and O_O
"Anyway, then there was this baby inside her as well. As she had given birth, I was sealed inside the baby. But after she gave birth, Karura died. My love of my life, killed by the likes of me. She cursed this world, but I felt like she cursed at me...I was sad. Later on, my student Jess started to love me and my jinchuriki, Gaara. But I was So still angry and sad about that day that I just didn't know what to do anymore. Well I found out that I live among the spirits of the people who died in the sand. So I can visit her. So I'm here for you pal." I smiled and put my arms around Raijuu. Raijuu smiled.
When we got out of the pub. Raijuu wasn't there. I looked around.
"Where are you, Raijuu?" I asked.
"Be quiet! I'm trying to sleep!!!" said a voice inside my stomach. It was a sleepy Raijuu. I got a lil' upset.
"This is just great. Now you're sleeping inside me like the legend! What's everyone else going to say? 'Shukaku, why did you eat Raijuu!?!' I mean, here we are, having a sad moment and you ruined it!!! When are you going to wake up anyway!?!!?!" I ranted.
"A week, maybe. Try not to get hit by lightning..." Raijuu said before he went into a deep slumber. My stomach got bigger in the process. I was furious. I headed to Kyuubi's new house for advice.
Kyuubi or Raijuu please continue...
~Mad Shukaku
