I knocked on the door. Kyuubi-teme answered. I was still looking at the thunderstorm in front of me. They say that a god called Raiden shoots lightning in people's stomach. I don't wanna get hurt by lightning bolts!!!
"What are you doing here? I thought you went to Isonade's place for sake." Kyuubi said.
"I need advice..." I muttered.
"What? About working out to lose weight?"
"Teme! This is not the time to joke around!" I snapped.
"Okay seriously now, what's wrong?"
"Raijuu won't come out of my stomach." I knew what Kyuubi's gonna say next...
"You ate Raijuu?!" He said surprised.
"No, we were having a sad heart to heart and he slips into my stomach to sleep!"I spatted.
"I see..."
I went into teme's kitchen and sat on the table. The table was losing balance. Teme grabbed some leftover cake, got some milk, and returned to where I was. "What were you talking about?" He asked eating cake.
"Love."
Teme gagged on the piece of cake and swallowed some milk. "Gross," Teme said.
"Come on, have you ever loved anyone?"
"The only person I love is my younger sister, but not romantically. Other love is useless to me," He scoffed.
"You can't really say that," I said, "Isn't Chiyoko not actually related to you?"
Teme was about to take a bite of his cake and stopped at hearing that. He sat his fork down and looked at me. "How'd you know?"
"Chiyoko's a wolf and you are a fox, it's common sense to know you aren't related."
"So, what are you implying?" He asked, glaring at me.
"I'm not implying anything, but isn't it a possiblity you love your adoptive sister?"
He was mad at me. "Get out! I have nothing to offer to you!" Then he kicked me out of his house. Aww man! My only hope and I blew it...Gez, maybe Chiyoko might help. I knocked at her window. Chiyoko opened it.
"Shu-Kun?" Chiyoko said as she got out and looked up at me, "What happened to you?" I told her the whole story. She seemed to understand. I didn't tell her about the adoptive part, she might look sad at that.
"Okay, how do we get Rai-Kun out?" Chiyoko said to herself. Then she had an idea. "What if we make your belly so crowded that Rai-Kun has to go?"
"That idea is crazy enough to work!" I said. We went to an international buffet. I got stir fried shrimp, egg rolls, pizzas, mashed potatoes, and other stuff. Chiyoko had dumplings.
(5 hours later)
I was at my ice cream now. 1,000,000 dirty plates were stacked high next to me. Chiyoko had just eaten her 3rd plate.
"So, is your plan working?" I asked. I was very full. Chiyoko looked at me with an eye justu. She shook her head.
"Nope. Raijuu might be a sleep eater..." Chiyoko said. I burped loudly, then sighed. This is gonna be a LONG day. We wre walking in a forest when I saw Kisame and Deidara walking through. I panicked and I didn't know what was I thinking.
"Chiyoko, stay with Raijuu. I don't want the Akatsuki to take you..." Then I ate her. Kyuubi's gonna kill me! I transformed into a tree and waited.
"Where is that Tanuki, un! He made a fool out of us!!!" Deidara yelled. Kisame was angry as well.
"I think I'm going to slash that tree into dust!" He said pointing at me. I fainted, turning back into Tanuki. Deidara caged me up.
"Well, well, well, un. It's 3 for 1..." Deidara smirked. I was scared and helpless.
Kyuubi, or Raijuu or anyone SAVE MEEEEEEE! and continue...
~Shukaku
