I'm going to take a break from the story so far and tell ya secrets of mine. Everyone has their problems on the night of the full moon. For example, Dizzy turns into a giant fox and leads her pack to shiny things. I have my own...It all started when Gaara visited the leaf village at night.
"I wanna go out! Please!" I pleaded. Gaara shook his head.
"After what Hachi told me, I'm keeping my eyes on you..."
I then saw the full moon. It was beautiful. I got control of Gaara's body in an instant. I was going to have fun.
(Tsunade's Office)
"Okay Sosha Kuma, your first mission here is to bodyguard two jinchuriki. Their names are Naruto and Gaara. Now go!" Tsunade yelled.
"Yes Hokage-Sama..." A white haired, purple and yellow wearing boy named Sosha said. Then he left the building.
(Forest)
Bottles of sake surrounded me as I drunk my 23rd bottle. I looked at my hair. It was red. Dang! I have everything on the body(including the tail) except for my hair. Well, I always wanted a new hair color. The full moon still rises. I went into a bar and ordered sake. An Inuyasha boy came my way. He looked kinda cool. Suddenly, I had the urge to grow.
"Growth Jutsu!" I grew 50 feet. Dare I say it again, Stupid Ceiling!>.< I picked up a large buffet with my bare claws and ate everything. But I wanted more food and more sake. So I went to Hachi's house. I didn't want to wake Hachi, so I woke up Kai.
"Gaara?" Kai said groggily.
"No *hic* It's me." I said. Kai's eyes were bug eyed.
"Shukaku? Wow, you're huge..." Kai said, noticing me. I laughed.
"Isn't it great? Every *hic* full moon, I'm at my *hic* drunkest and biggest. And until someone stops *hic* me, there will be a full moon everyday. Do you know what that means?" I asked.
"Night parties all the time, sake, food, and no more daylight?" Kai said.
"Exactly *hic*!" Then my stomach growled. I looked at Kai.
"Okay, I'll get food from the fridge before we go." Kai said as he went to the kitchen. I waited for him, drinking another sake bottle.
Hachi or anyone, please continue...
~Drunk Shukaku
