Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I can't believe Maki said that. 'I never knew demons drank...' That's funny. After Hachi and Maki went back to sleep, Kai and I went outside. I taught Kai the Growth jutsu. He was just almost tall as me...
"Almost!?! *hic*" Kai yelled. I took a long ruler out.
"I'm 50' 10" and *hic* You're 50' 9" I said. One small inch shorter than me. We went to people's houses to raid their kitchen.
(Naruto's House)
Naruto was sleeping like a baby. I used my tail to open the fridge and get the food. Rats! Only ramen and expired Milk cartons. Kai used a growth jutsu to make the ramen our size then we ate it and left.
A moment later, Naruto woke up, hoping to see the morning sun, but instead saw the yellow moon.
(Choji's house)
"Ahhh! Time for breakfast!!!" yelled Choji as he opened the fridge. To his horror, all the food was gone, "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
(Sosha's Apartment)
"I wonder where that red head could be. Gee I'm hungry..." Sosha said. He opened his cupboard. Nothing was there.
(Sand Sib's Apartment)
Ya know what happened next. Kankuro woke up, saw no food, and the moon.
(Ichiraku Ramen Shop)
Sosha, Naruto, Choji, and Kankuro went to the Ramen Shop but Ayame stopped them.
"Sorry, but two boys ate everything." Ayame said. The boys cried.
(Kyuubi)
Kyuubi woke up to stomping. He found himself waking up in a mob of yellow hair.
"Shukaku!" Kyuubi thought to himself.
Kai, Hachi, and Kyuubi please continue...
~Drunk Shukaku
