You think things can't get any weirder? Wrong! I woke up on top of Shukaku's head and that baka was trying to raid my fridge. "What the hell Shukaku?!" I shouted.
Shukaku noticed I woke up. "Oh, so you're *hic* awake teme?" he asked.
"You're drunk again. Why are you raiding my fridge?!"
"Cuz I'm hungry."
I looked at the baka with an annoyed face. "I know that, but why didn't you just go to the ramen shop instead of breaking into everyone's house to eat?!"
Then Shukaku paused. "... I hate you."
I jumped down from Shukaku's head and then I heard the door bell ring. I answered it and people and ninjas were at the door. "GIVE US THE TANUKI!"
"You've gotten into a real jam now baka."
