Okay, Kai's gone and ninjas are mad at me. I don't care. They'll never get me. I raided McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, IHop, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, Outback SteakHouse, American SteakHouse, Red Lobster, etc. I didn't know all those resteraunts were near here. But I'm still hungry. I went up to Tsunade's Office. She was sleeping on her desk with her pink bunny pajamas. Just then I saw sake bottles. My tail went quietly to get them. After I drank all of them, I went on top of the Hokage Stones.
"MORE FOOD!!!!" I roared at the leaf village. I kept roaring.
(Kiba's House)
"Arf, Arf!" cried Akamaru. Kiba woke up.
"Good morning Aka-Holy Crap! It's late at night!!!" Kiba gasped. Then he heard roaring. He went to the Hokage Faces to see a giant man sitting on the Hokage stones.
"Naruto?" Kiba said. I sometimes get mistaken by that hyper boy cuz' I act like him. I shook my head, then pointed at my mouth. Kiba took out a T-Bone steak. I ate it in one gulp. Kiba was scared.
"Ugh! I have to tell everyone about this one..." Kiba muttered as he left me. I groaned. I saw Hinata walking by (I'm a fan of GaaHina and NaruHina as well). I wanted to see her reaction to me. I transformed into Naruto then picked her up.
"Hey Hinata." I said in Naruto's voice.
"Hi N-naruto-Kun..." Hinata said, then she froze and saw me and then she fainted. I woke her up.
"N-naruto-Kun, are you o-o-okay?" Hinata asked. I nodded, then my stomach grumbled loudly. Hinata went to a bakery to get warm cinnamon rolls. We ate them together. Then I used the growth justu on her.
"Hinata, there's something I want to tell you..." I said as I blushed.
"Y-yes?" asked Hinata.
"I love you, believe it!" I said then kissed Hinata on the lips. Hey, I'm doing Uzumaki a favor. He doesn't notice that this girl loves him...Hinata fainted again. Sigh. I went to another bar and got 10 more bottles of sake. Later, I was lying down in the middle of the Leaf Village, Begging everyone to give all their food up. The people can't resist a cute raccoon, so they gave loads of food. Yay! I ate it with sake. I was so big and heavy that I have lots of chakra. I'm still hungry though...Must be this full moon thing going on. I slowly got up but crashed into a building. Stupid Building! >.< I saw food every where. Oh my. It's so tasty, So unreal, So yummy. It's the world's greatest thing of all:Pepperoni Pizza!
The gooey cheese, the red sauce, the spicy pepperoni all in a thick crust, filled with an Italian aroma. I ate it. That hit the spot...Wait a minute! Am I hurting other people? Am I hurting myslef?? Should I stop myself from doing whatever I want??? Nah! Doing whatever I want is my dream...
Kyuubi or Hachi, please continue...
~Drunk Shukaku
