Kai looked at Naruto who looked back at Kai.
"You have funny hair," Kai laughed.
"You look like a girl," Naruto answered, "Almost as girly as Haku!"
"You did not just say that! You are short and say 'believe it' like you're from the sixties or something," Kai retorted.
"Want to be friends?" Naruto asked.
"Sure," Kai answered.
"So how do you feel about ramen?" Naruto asked.
"It's ok, but I like ohagi more," Kai replied.
"What's ohagi?"
"Like onigiri, but inside there is chocolate instead of fruit paste."
"Yum!"
"But it is also friend! And with caraleme it is really good!"
"Stop making me hungry!" Shukaku yelled at his stomach.
"Sorry!" Naruto and Kai yelled.
"So I'm guessing your favorite color is orange?" Kai asked.
"And yours looks to be....green?"
"We are going to get along well...." Kai said, "Better than me and Hachi."
"Who's Hachi?"
"He's my over working, too tall, too skinny, snake brother," Kai replied.
[to Hachi]
I was running with Kyuubi when I sneezed.
"Someone was talking bad about you," Kyuubi said.
"I bet you fifty thousand yen it was Kai," I answered.
