Dang! Both Kai and Naruto are making me hungry. I got up, put Dizzy and Storm in my hair, then ran off, waving good bye to Kakashi. I saw Tanzuku Town up ahead. I went to the nearest ramen and Ohagi shop to eat, then I ran again.
"Thanks for the food!" yelled Kai and Naruto. I drank another sake as I ran. Suddenly, I was at a dead end. A cliff was in front of me. I started climbing it. I knew that every full moon, my wishes always came true. I wished that Kyuubi would had his feet glued to the ground, then climbed all the way to the top. Tokyo was there waiting for me with sake and food. I ran up to the city with lightning speed.
"Where are we?" Naruto asked.
"Tokyo *hic*." I said drooling. I sat down to drink another sake, then to come up an idea to stop Kyuubi. I saw Godzilla attacking a building. I paid him ten thousand dollars to beat the crap out of Kyuubi. He agreed to the deal. I went on. Now I was really hungry. I stopped at Pizza Hut, a Chinese Diner, and Kentucky Fried Chicken to eat. Then I called Naara on my cell.
'Hey Shukaku...' Naara said.
"Naara *hic* Teme's gonna commit suicide by killing Naruto! You got to stop him!!!" I said.
'That ain't right, believe it! I'll tell Leader and Deiara right away. Make sure my Brother is safe.' Naara said, then hung up. I was glad. I used a teleportation justu to go to Hong Kong China. They have alot of dumplings there....
Someone please continue....
~Shukaku
