"Umm Shukaku? Godzilla is Hachi's cousin, so he won't hurt them. Also, the Akatsuki are wimps(No Offence Naara)." Kai said.
"And that stupid fox learned how to control me so we're dead, believe it!" Naruto said. I slapped my forehead. Then I made 100 sand and shadow clones and ran.
"Dang! Not only am I still hungry, but Kyuubi gonna kill us. And if he don't, the akatsuki will..." I yelled. I teleported right into Spain. Dizzy woke up as I was eating tacos.
"Where are we now?" Dizzy asked.
"Spain. Now going to Italy, but first sake!" I said. Then I remembered that Kyuubi's still in China. I then put a sand wall around it. The Sand Wall of China!!! I drank another sake, then teleported to San Fransico, Las Vegas(again), Seatle, and then Hollywood. I ran into a guy.
"Hey guy! Have you heard about the Popular Anime called Naruto?" I asked him.
"Yes. I'm a fan..." The guy said.
"Well that Nine-Tailed Fox is gonna kill him. That'll be the end of the series!!!" I hiccuped. I noticed that the man was the President of the United States. He called the Army, the Navy, and Masashi Kishmoto to stop teme. I shook his hand, then ran to New York. I was still welcomed here cuz' I'm famous here. I saw that everything was fixed and clean. I picked up many buffets and ate them. Then I teleported to Egypt.
"Great! More Sand, sand, sand!!!" Naruto complained. I locked myself in a tall pyramid and waited there. I was getting bigger by the minute. Naruto and Kai came out of my stomach.
"Okay...What do we do now?" Kai asked. I didn't know.
"My 'distract Teme' plan didn't work. The Sand and Shadow clones will be noticed by now. So I now thinking that Naruto will stay inside me forever or something like that...." I said. Naruto's face was like O_O.....Well, We're not giving up until we fight!
Someone Please Continue....
~Shukaku
