I have no ideas so far on how to stop teme...But just then, Kaku came to visit me.
"Hey Shukaku, Wow! You've grown a lot. What's happening to Kyuubi?" Kaku said. I told him the whole story. Kaku was shocked.
"I'll be one of your body guards. That way, I'll won't let Kyuubi kill you OR Naruto!" Kaku grinned as he said that. I agreed. I kept eating a lil' more until Isonade showed up. He was still in his perverted turtle form...
"Hey Tanuki-Boy! How are-Holy Crap! You're large!!!" Isonade yelled. He knew the story cuz' Naara told him. Now Iso-Kun is my other body guard. I think Naruto won't mind sitting inside me. I have given him food to eat at least and water to drink. Suki and Shane came by.
"Shukaku. I over heard Hachi and Kyuubi. I know the whole story. And where's Kai?" Suki said worried. I picked her up with my tail and then pointed at my mouth. Suki wanted to be with Kai, so I let her in. Shane was staring at my body. I stared at him.
"I know what you are going to say...Yes. I would like to be a chef.." Shane said. Next was Houkou.
"Oh no! Shukaku!!! You..you..." Houkou stuttered.
"I let myself go? Yeah. But this food tastes soo good..." I said rubbing my stomach. I told him everything. Houkou was my servent. Now I have mostly everyone on my side. The Inuyasha boy came with Xengu.
"This is Sosha Kuma from the Mist Village. The Kuma Clan has a bond to this village." Xengu said, "He will do any mission correctly." I looked at him and he looked at me. I used the growth justu on him to make him as tall as me and then I spoke to him.
"Look Sosha. I have a dangerous A Rank mission to give you. There's a ninja inside me named Naruto Uzumaki. He has the Nine Tailed Fox inside of him. I know this cuz' I'm Shukaku the Sand Spirit. Kyuubi's trying to Kill Naruto in order to kill himself. I want you to guard Naruto with your life as my Royal Advisor. Understand?" I said looking very serious. Sosha nodded. But then I noticed a white wristband. It's strange cuz' the other arm doesn't have one. Maybe this kid has the Curse Mark...
Someone PLEASE continue....
~Shukaku