Misa, Yurikami, and Chiyoko came to me. They were shocked to see me as well. Who isn't?
"Hello Big Brother. How's Naruto-Kun doing?" Misa asked. I checked to see if Naruto was okay. He was talking with Raijuu and Kai. I looked at Chiyoko.
"Chiyoko, this is very important. Kyuubi's smoking and he wants to kill Naruto to kill himself-" I said.
"Oh no. I don't want Oni-San to die! Who's gonna take care of me?" Chiyoko said. Isonade wanted to say something, but I glared at him to stop. Now the three demons are my Princesses. Kakashi came in her human form, a girl Kakashi-Sensai.
"Shukaku-Sama, I tried to take Kyuubi down, but he's too strong for me." Kakashi said. I said it's okay. Now Kakashi's my Second Royal Advisor. Then a poison arrow was shot towards me, but I dodged it.
"Sorry your majesty," A wolf with bow and arrows said, "I thought you were prey. My name is Asura, the Leader of a powerful Wolf Pack. I live here in the Moon Village, hunting for Prey." I love this girl. I made her my own bounty hunter. Suddenly, Xengu came to me with a masked man.
"We have captured two prisoners. One is a fox and the other wants to meet you." Xengu said bowing. The masked guy turned out to be Hachi with two heads. I knew that the Moon Village was surrounded by large rivers and streams, so the water must have eaten some of Hachi's chakra. I drank a sake bottle and grinned at Hachi. One of Hachi's heads were shocked like this:O_O. The other head slapped his forehead. I'm not letting Hachi kill Naruto...
Hachi, Kai, and Kyuubi PLEASE continue...
~Drunk Shukaku