Shukaku's Rant

My anger was very high. Every word that I said made me grow.

"WHAT THE HELL!?! KYUUBI BECAME AN EMO, MY YURI-CHAN BECAME AN AKATSUKI MEMBER, NARUTO IS STILL INSIDE ME, SUKI'S GOING OUT WITH ISONADE, HACHI GONNA DIE WHEN KYUUBI DIES, THE DEMON TRIO BROKE UP, NOW THIS IS SHIPPUDEN, AND THIS ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS TELLING EVERYBODY WHAT HAPPENS TO ME WHEN THE MOON IS FULL. THIS IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN CUZ' IF NARUTO, KYUUBI, AND HACHI DIES, IT'LL BE THE END OF THE NARUTO SERIES AND TEH BIJU CLUB! UUUGGH! YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?! I LOVE EVERYONE OF YOU, YURI-CHAN, CHIYOKO-CHAN, HACHI, EVEN TEME! I'M TRYING TO DO MY BEST. BUT NNNNOOOO, YOU JUST WANNA END LIFE ONCE AND FOR ALL. LIFE AIN'T OVER PAL! THERE ARE HUMANS WHO LIKE US, WHO DON'T WANT TO LET US DIE!!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Most of eveyone were backing away slowly.

"Can I go out now?" Naruto asked. I stared at my stomach.

"NO!" I roared. Naruto kept his mouth shut. Hachi was about to attack me.

"Sand Prison Jutsu..." I said. A small, sand jail cell went around Hachi and captured him. I made sure he can't get in or out of there. Next was Itachi. He was going to fireball me again.

"Wind Style, Sand Storm Devastation!" I blew him away. To me, everyone was the size as flies. I wanted to battle Kyuubi all by myself. The Ultimate Fight. No more draws. This is the real deal. This fight will prove who is stronger. I made my first move.

"Sand Needle Shower!" This move was kinda like the Sand Shower, but the sand is shaped to be sharp needles. Teme dodged the attack.

"Fire Style, Flame Bullets!" Teme shotted huge fireballs from his mouth. I collided the move with my air bullets. But the Air Bullets were smaller than usual cuz' I didn't want to hurt Naruto.

"Sand WhirlPool!" A whirlpool made from sand went under Teme and made him go around and around. He was spilling blood all over the place. I tasted it. It tasted soo yummy. I called Isonade to hand me a sake bottle. I drunk all the sake, then hit teme with the empty sake bottle. He fainted. I wanted to be alone.

"*hic* Thousand Third eye jutsu!" I said. Thousands of Eyes glared at everyone as I walked out of the building. Yurikami was ready to kill me. I kissed her lips gently, then I teleported to the Sahara Desert. There, I buried myself in it, so I can sulk, rant, and get drunk in peace. I don't care if Teme, Hebi, or the Akatsuki found me. I can control the desert, so I'll kill anyone who gets in MY way!

Someone Please Continue....

~Mad Drunk Shukaku

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