"Can I come out now!?!" Naruto yelled at me. Here we are, lost in the Sahara Desert. I calmed down a little, but I was still drunk. But the sun was so hot, I didn't hiccup as usual. Will this blonde boy ever shut up?
"Oh god! It's so hot, and I'm so hungry..." I muttered as my stomach grumbled.
"After all that you ate, you're still hungry? Man, you're bigger than Choji!" Naruto complained. I didn't yell at him. I lost Kyuubi, Hachi, and Yuri-Chan, I want food and sake, Naruto still is inside me..Suddenly, I heard a voice. I turned to see that blonde haired, brown eyed godess. She was once the Queen of Biju. I remember her when I was human...
"Finally, I get to see this funky demon's Flashbacks, believe it!" You-Know-Who said.
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Well, I was still 6 years old when I met her. I was working in Janji's Ramen Shop in order to pay for the rent. Two people showed up one day. One was an ANBU with a fox's mask, black shirt, and blue jeans. The woman was blonde haired, blue eyed and had like a ninja warrior outfit on. She wanted some Ramen. I gave her some. Then, I started talking to her randomly. I think she actually got interested with what I said. The ANBU was scared at something.
"What's wrong?" The woman asked.
"That tanuki is following me...." The ANBU stuttered. Misa popped up from nowhere. I think I knew who the ANBU was.
"Ah HA! So YOU were the one who gave my sister 'grape juice'!!!" I yelled. The ANBU took off his mask. Red eyes glared right at me. I wasn't afraid.
"I'm so sorry. My student is harmless. My name is Neiara and this is my 14 year old student, Kyuubi Yoko..." Neiara said bowing. I bowed as well. Misa was trying to hug Kyuubi. Kyuubi's eyes told me that he was in trouble. I didn't help him. That's what happens when you give grape juice to a stranger. I followed Neiara as a tour guide to the Sand Village, excited about the things she'd done. I didn't know about biju, so I didn't know that Neiara was the Queen of them. She was nice. But along the way, some of the kids at the academy were following me and making fun of me.
"Hey lady!" One boy said to Neiara, "If you want to live, stay away from that Tanuki-Boy!"
"Yeah," agreed another boy, "His mother was an ANBU who controlled sand and his drunk father was really a Tanuki who wanted to take over the world. So the Tanuki killed the mother and then Tanuki-Boy kills him. Everyone knows about it. Tanuki, tanuki, tanuki, it's all about those drunken animals to Shukaku!"
"Shut up! Tanuki are very interesting. Now leave me alone!!!" I yelled. A girl stuck her tounge at me.
"No, YOU shut up, freak! You're soo in love with the Tanuki, that when you're older, I hope you become the biggest, drunkest one of all!!!" The girl said. Neiara looked at me. Kyuubi was snickering a bit. I stood still, then I glared at them. The group ran away. Neiara was confused, but didn't say anything about it. When I took Neiara and Kyuubi to their apartment, Kyuubi looked at me.
"I hope we see you again, pipsquek!" Kyuubi said as he ruffled my hair. I got angry at that. Then he went inside. When Kyuubi wasn't looking, Neiara gave me a kiss on the cheek. I blushed.
"Thank you for your kindness. I hope we meet again someday..." Neiara said, But then she whispered, "But be warned! When you are older, your life will change forever." I looked at her funny. As she walked inside the building, I saw a Jaguar tail in the back of her. After that, I never saw her again. But I did get back at Kyuubi.
(Morning)
"Hey Teme!" I yelled. Kyuubi woke up late. He saw the alarm clock and that Neiara left without him. He walked out of the building, but was blocked by giant legs. I created the growth jutsu to pull a prank and teme. I was 10 feet tall.
"Who the pipsquek NOW, Teme!" I said smirking. Kyuubi fainted.
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"We meet again, Shukaku..." Neiara said to me, "That kid was right. You are now the biggest, drunkest tanuki of all." She still remembers.
"Sorry about my figure. I uh, ate too much..." I blushed. Naruto was yelling inside my stomach. I told him to shut up.
"Kyuubi told me everything, but I want both of you to explain to me how this incident started." Neiara said as she was about to use a teleportation jutsu to go to her mountain.
"Is teme *hic* gonna kill Naruto?" I asked. The sun wasn't hot anymore.
"No, not on my watch..." Neiara told me. To me, she was the size of a cat, but her power is bigger than mine. And then we teleported to the Mountain of death where Teme was waiting for us...
Kyuubi please continue...
~Drunk Shukaku
