I wanted to post this one up. I am an 8 year old genin in this one. I meet Isonade as well.
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It's been two years since my mom and dad died. I'm an 8 years old child who killed my evil tanuki who killed my sand controling mom and the only family I have is my tanuki sister, Misa. I was Genin when this crazy story happened. That was when I met Isonade. He was 10 years old when I met him. I remember like it was yesterday. My teammates, Karura and Yashamaru, and I were eating Ramen in Janji's Ramen shop when the yellow-green kid with heavy arms was hitting on my girlfriend.
"Hey miss. Do you have a map? Cuz' I get lost in your eyes." the kid said. Karura-Chan blushed. I got up from my seat and pointed at him.
"Who are you and what do you want with Karura-Chan!?!" I yelled. Yashamaru slapped his forehead.
"Baka, this is no time to yell..." Yashamaru sighed. The kid introduced himself.
"My name is Isonade Sanbi from the Waterfall Village. I just wanted to invite you all for some dinner at a buffet." Isonade said.
"What's a buffet?" I asked stupidly.
"It's a place where you can eat all the food you want." Isonade said rolling his eyes.
"Let's go!" I said excitedly.
(Buffet)
Misa followed me, my team, and Isonade to the buffet. Isonade paid for us and we went in our seats. Once we started eating our first plates, Isonade showed me the most beautiful drink I ever saw.
"This is what people call sake. Grownups drink it all the time!" Isonade said as he poured Sake for himself and myself. I drank the cup very slowly, then I froze. The sake tastes so..so....so goood! I never had a drink like it. Isonade liked it to. Then both of us ran to get more food and sake.
(5 hours of eating and drinking later)
Man, I ate a LOT. My stomach is very full. I thanked Isonade for the meal and got up but then I hit the ceiling. I looked down to see Misa, Isonade, Yashamaru, and Karura staring up at me. I think I grew 20 feet.
"What *hic* happened *hic*, Isonade?" I said, then I covered my mouth.
"Shukaku-Kun has the hiccups and he has a fever!" Karura said in suprised, "We have to take him to the hospital."
"You mean he takes us. I don't wanna carry this big guy around with me." Isonade retorted. I gave him a glare, then I picked up the group, put them one my shoulders and started walking to the hospital. To pass the time, I came up with a joke.
"Okay *hic* so there was a Priest, a Minister, and a Rhabi. They *hic* wanted to know how much money to give for charity in chruch. The Priest *hic* said 'I know. We draw a circle and throw the money in the air. Whatever money lands inside the circle, we give to charity.' The Minister *hic* said 'No. We draw a circle and throw the money in the air. Whatever money lands outside the circle, we give to charity.' Then *hic* the Rhabi said, 'No, no, no. We draw a circle and throw the money in the air. Whatever God wants, He keeps!'" I said smiling. Everyone stared blankly at me, cricket chrips were heard.
"Everone's *hic* A Critic!" I muttered to myself.
(Hospital)
"Roctor! Roctor!" Misa said.(A/N:If you don't know, look on my world. To explain shortly, when Misa was little she had to copy everything I said in order to talk english. Also her words are kinda like roars)
"Yes?" asked the head doctor.
"My Big Brother ate a lot and now he gots the Riccups!" Misa explained. The doctor laughed loudly.
"You mean to tell me that Shukaku has the hiccups? HAHAHAHAHAHA!" The doctor said. Misa got angry.
"I'M SERIOUS!!!!!!!!" Misa yelled as she dragged the laughing doctor outside where I was waiting with the others. The doctor looked up, then fainted. Once he got up, he gave me a regular check up. He was shocked.
"What the matter, Doc?" Isonade said. The doctor was very worried.
"His blood pressure is normal, His heartbeats are very fast and loud, his temperature is off the charts, and his reflexes are doing fine."
"So *hic* why worry?" I asked. Doc stared at me.
"I never saw this kind of thing happen. If you were regular size, I would just be giving a check up to an eight year old whose drunk. But your huge. I must experiment you with ALL brands of sake." Doc said to me. I licked my lips.
(3 hours of Sake Testing later)
I drank all the brands of sake that the Sand Village had. I was now 1,000 feet. Doc was rapidly taking notes. Karura-Chan brung the 3rd Kazekage to see me. The 3rd was shocked at first, but stayed calm.
"Heh. So this is that little prankster who was causing a ruckus in the hospital." 3rd Kazekage said as he smiled.(A/N:Remember the relationship between Naruto and the 3rd hokage? That's the kind of relationship I have with the Kazekage.)
What do you think?
~Drunk Shukaku
