Okay, Teme stopped smoking and now eats Candy a lot. He got the candy with one of my credit cards. (Teme you owe me one...). Here's the part for the HollyWood story.
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It was 10 P.M. I was sleeping all by myself in my mansion. I remember the day I met Yuri-Chan. She was small and she wanted help. I let her sleep in my bed, I sang to her, I loved her like she was a dauhter, but then the Akatsuki tricked her into the dark side. Sigh... A thunder storm was coming. That meant that Raijuu wanted to sleep with me. After the Graveyard incident and the fact that I ate Tora for him, Raijuu and I became Great friends. I let him sleep inside me whenever there is always a thunderstorm. So there we were, sleeping like two peas in a pod, but then the telephone rang. I smashed it with my tail. The other telephone rang. I used Sand Coffin on it. Finally my cell phone rang. I picked it up. It was Isonade.
"Why are you calling me? It's 11 P.M." I said. Then my stomach rumbled loudly. I went to the kitchen. My sand got some leftover pizza slices and was putting some in the microwave as I was drinking Sake.
"Two things. One, I'm dating Suki..." Isonade said. I spat out the sake I was drinking and took a bite out of a pizza slice.
"Two, A Movie/Tv agent invited some biju to go to Hollywood. You and me are gonna be stars and make millions!" I had stars in my eyes. Raijuu had money signs in his eyes.
"But be The most drunk man/biju in the planet. I think the producer would love a BIG star. Bye!" Isonade then hung up. Raijuu got out of my body in a second.
"Raijuu, we are going to Hollywood!" I said as I teleported both of us to the big letters that read 'HOLLYWOOD'. I then laid down in the grass.
"Raijuu. I need you to feed me and give me sake, please!" I said.
"Okay, Shukaku-San!" Raijuu said as he ran down to find food and sake for me.
(10 hours of Eating and Drinking)
"That hit the spot!" I said smiling and rubbing my stomach. Raijuu looked worried.
"I took some of Kyuubi-San's candy by mistake. So, he's gonna kill you..."
"Tell me *hic* something I don't know..." I muttered. It will only be a matter of time before Teme will come here and beat the both of us up. So Raijuu and I will show those agents all the adventures the Biju had. That way, we'll all be stars. But I'm the best of them all.
Raijuu, Kyuubi please continue....
~Drunk Shukaku
