Who's gay, who's bi, and who's straight?

I got off the plane and aided my sister who was in a wheelchair. "Hey Suki, I've been thinking, if you and Isonade are dating, where's Isonade?" I asked.

She looked at me. "Isonade is with Shukaku and Raijuu right now, that's why he isn't here."

"I see."

The four of us continued until we were out of the airport. We were walking along the streets until we came to this huge, and I mean HUGE. Suki lead us to a studio and inside, Isonade and Shukaku were drunk as heck, Houkou was as red as a tomato, and Neka looked a little confused. "Iso-kun! We're here!" Suki said as she ran over to Isonade and gave him a kiss.

"Gross! Get a room!" I said, sticking out my tounge.

Suki glared at me and Isonade was being the ass he normally was. Isonade let go of Suki and came over to me. He put his arm on my shoulder. "No need to *hic* be jealous Kyuu~*hic*bi," he said getting in my face.

I shoved that drunk off me and he was so drunk he fell. "I'm not jealous of you dating that brat of a girl!" I snapped.

"Who you callin a brat, emo fox?!" Suki butt in.

Isonade slowly came up from the floor. "Oh, I get it! *hic* You're gay, just like Hachi-kun," Isonade said swaying back in forth.

"What?! I'm not gay!" I shouted.

Sosha grabbed my sister's wheelchair and left the room before the yelling started so Chiyoko wouldn't have to see or hear this. "Don't *hic* deny who you are," Isonade said as he sat in a chair.

"I'm not denying anything! I'm just not gay you ass!" I snapped.

"I always thought Kyuubi was *hic* gay," Shukaku said.

"Stay outta this! I'm not gay!"

"Oh! I know! *hic* You're bi!" Isonade declared.

"What is wrong with you guys?!" I shouted.

"But I thought you were bi Kyuubi," Houkou said.

"I'm not gay or bi!" I shouted, face red.

"Kyuubi's blushing, I think he's bi," Suki said.

"SHUT UP!" I shouted.

I stormed out of the room, with a red face and sat outside with Sosha and my sister. "What went on in there?" Sosha asked.

"Nothing."

"But your face is red."

"Sosha, nothing happened."

Chiyoko was smiling under her bandages. But inside the studio, apparentally everyone labeled me bi. Man this is going to one of the trips I hate. I just have to not get as angry... This was going to be tough.

End