"We are here *hic* cuz' I have an idea to get Yuri-Chan back..." I said. All of the biju were confused. I told them my plan.
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The Akatsuki came into the studio. Yuri-Chan looked at the sign:
The Taming Of The Shrew Cast
Narrator~Shukaku
Christopher Sly - Drunken Tinker~Isonade
Bartholomew - A Page (later pretends to be Sly's wife)~Suki
Baptista Minola - Father of Katherine and Bianca~Kyuubi
Vincentio - Father of Lucentio~Deidara
Katherina (Kate) - The "shrew" of the title~Yurikami
Petruchio -(Drunken) Suitor and later husband of Katherine~Shukaku
Bianca - Sister of Katherine; the ingenue ~Neka
Lucentio - Suitor of Bianca (later disguised as the teacher Cambio)~Kaku
Gremio - Elderly Suitor of Bianca~Houkou
Hortensio - Suitor of Bianca (later disguised as the teacher Litio)~Sosha
A Pedant (later impersonates Vincentio)~Deiara
Tranio - Servant of Lucentio (later impersonates Lucentio)~Sokou
Biondello - Servant of Lucentio~Kakashi
Grumio - Servant of Petruchio~Misa
Curtis - Servant of Petruchio~Dizzy
Nathaniel - Servant of Petruchio~Tobe
Joseph - Servant of Petruchio~Raijuu
A Haberdasher~Hidan
A Lord~Pein
Peter - Servant of Petruchio~Naara
A Tailor~Kakuzu
Hostess of an alehouse ~Konan
Huntsman of the Lord and Widow~Asura
Players~Sasori(Pretend he's alive, okay?), Zetsu
Servingmen~Kisame, Itachi
Messenger~Tobi
"Lights, Camara, ACTION!" A producer said as the camaras were rolling the film.
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Once apon a Time, there was a sleeping bi drunkard named Christopher Sly. Let's call him Chris, shall we?
"No! Let's call him baka!!! He loves guys AND girls!"
Shut it, Teme! Anyway, The Lord wanted to play a trick on Chris, so...
"When you awaken, you will be a great lord who had lost his memory and you're ale-house rambles were but a dream." Pein said, then he left. Suddenly, Chris awoke...
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...."
I SAID *HIC* CHRIS AWOKE!!!!!!!!!
"Gah!" Isonade jumped out of the bed and fell on head-first on the floor. He then looked around to see that he was a lord in his bed chambers. Then Zetsu and Sasori came to see him.
"Would you like to see The Taming of The Shrew?" Zetsu asked.
"What *hic* The Hell is THAT?" Isonade exclaimed. I slapped my forehead.
Sigh...Look! This play is *hic* a comedy. We have two girls, Baianca and Katherine...
Neka and Yuri-Chan came up and bowed.
Both girls are *hic* sisters. Bianca is the most beautiful and graceful one...
Neka blushed brightly. Yuri-Chan pushed her out of the way.
And that's Katherine. But we call *hic* her Kate. LEt's just say that Kate is like a shrew; naughty, selfish, mean, and bad mannered. But in the end, I, Shu-I mean Petruchio, somehow with my wits and my drunkness, tames the 'Shrew' in the end. So *hic* enjoy the show.
Someone continue please
Note:I found a summary of the Taming of the shrew, but it doesn't help me one bit. Can someone explain it to me a little more...
Taming of the Shrew by Augustus EggAn introductory act, called by editors an "induction", sets up The Taming of the Shrew as a play within a play. A Lord decides to play a joke on a sleeping drunk named Christopher Sly. Dressed as a lord and slipped into a fine bed, Sly is told when he awakes that he is a great lord who has lost his memory, and his ale-house rambles were but a dream. Some players offer for his entertainment the comedy of Kate the Shrew.
The Induction contains two interesting allusions, to "Marian Hacket, the fat ale-wife of Wincot" (Ind.,2,21) and to "Cicely Hacket" (Ind.,2,89). Wincot was a tiny village four miles south of Stratford-upon-Avon, and a Hacket family lived there in the 1590s.[5]
Lucentio has come to Padua to pursue his education; his servant Tranio urges him to indulge the other pleasures of youth as well. The wealthy merchant Baptista Minola enters, with his daughters, the shrewish Katherine (called "Kate") and the sweet-tempered Bianca. Baptista tells two suitors of Bianca, Gremio and Hortensio, that none may marry Bianca until after Kate has a husband. The rivals agree it will be hard to find someone for Kate, for even though her dowry will be large, her temper is volatile. Meanwhile, Lucentio vows to woo Bianca himself.
Fortunately, Hortensio's friend Petruchio arrives from out of town, looking for a rich wife. He says he cares nothing for her temper nor her appearance, as long as he can "wive it wealthily". Hoping that Petruchio will solve the problem of Kate, and hearing that Baptista wants his daughters to have tutors, Bianca's three suitors contrive plans to woo her in person.
Kate and Bianca are at home fighting. Kate has tied up Bianca and beats her, when the pack of suitors arrive. Hortensio has disguised himself as a music teacher, so that he can spend time with Bianca and woo her secretly. Gremio has another plan: he has hired a Latin tutor named Cambio for Bianca, leaving himself free to negotiate dowry terms with Baptista; he does not know that this tutor is actually his unknown rival Lucentio. Meanwhile, under orders from Lucentio, Tranio has disguised himself as Lucentio so he can negotiate dowry terms with Baptista and keep Baptista busy while the real Lucentio woos Bianca. Petruchio comes as himself.
Baptista sends the tutors to instruct the girls, while he discusses financial arrangements with Petruchio. Hortensio soon emerges with his lute broken over his head, courtesy of Kate. Petruchio expresses admiration at her spirit. Kate herself comes to dissuade him, but for once has met her equal with words (Kate insults Petruchio, who turns each of her insults into sexual innuendo). When Baptista returns, Petruchio tells him that he and Katherine have gotten along together so well that they've agreed to be married next Sunday (Kate's reply that she'd rather see him hanged first is explained away by Petruchio as being part of a private agreement between him and Kate "that she shall still seem curs't in company"). Baptista delightedly approves the match.
Next, Baptista considers whether Lucentio (who is actually Tranio) or Gremio shall marry Bianca. Each claims to love her, so the deciding factor is the wealth they bring. No matter how much Gremio promises, Tranio can outbid him by claiming that he will inherit much more from "his" father Vincentio. Baptista agrees that Bianca will marry Lucentio, provided Vincentio confirms the inheritance within a week. Tranio ponders who he can get to play Vincentio.
The disguised tutors Cambio (Lucentio) and Litio (Hortensio) continue their wooing (with Bianca seeming to incline more towards Lucentio, much to Hortensio's chagrin), until Bianca is called away to help Katherine dress for her wedding. The wedding of Katherine and Petruchio is a very strange affair; Petruchio dresses oddly, breaks nearly every custom, and departs with Katherine even before the wedding feast. Bianca observes that her sister "being mad, is madly mated." Following this, Baptista instructs Bianca and her soon-to-be-husband "Lucentio" to take the places of Katherine and Petruchio at the head table.
Hortensio, believing Tranio (as Lucentio) who says Bianca has shown him some affection, brings him to Baptista's house. In hiding they see Bianca flirting with Lucentio (as Cambio). For her apparent inconstancy he has Tranio swear with him that they give up courting her and leaves to find a widow to marry "ere three days pass."
En route to, and at his country estate, Petruchio begins his "taming" of his new wife. He keeps her from sleeping, invents reasons why she should not eat, and buys her beautiful clothes only to rip them up. When Kate, profoundly shaken by her experiences, is told that they are to return to Padua for Bianca's wedding, she is only too happy to comply. By the time they arrive, Kate's taming is complete and she no longer resists Petruchio. She complies in Petruchio's game, demonstrating her subordination to his will by agreeing that she will regard the moon as the sun, or the sun as the moon, if he demands it. She has understood her husband's method at last.
Meanwhile, Tranio persuades a travelling pedant to pretend to be Vincentio. Baptista is pleased to meet Lucentio's father and agrees to the wedding. Petruchio and Kate return to Padua to attend Bianca's wedding, meeting the real Vincentio along the way and telling him about his "son"'s impending marriage. Vincentio joins them in their journey to Padua.
After their arrival, there is great confusion as all disguises collapse. However, everyone ends up married; Lucentio to Bianca and Hortensio to a rich widow. During the banquet, Petruchio brags that his wife, formerly untamable, is now completely obedient. Baptista, Hortensio, and Lucentio are incredulous and the latter two believe that their wives are more obedient. Petruchio proposes a wager in which each will send a servant to call for their wives, and whichever wife comes most obediently will have won the wager for her husband. Baptista, not believing that his shrewish Katherine has been tamed, offers an enormous second dowry in addition to the wager.
Neither Bianca nor the widow responds to the call, Bianca informing her husband that she cannot come because she is busy and the widow ordering Hortensio to come to her. Kate does come, winning Petruchio a second dowry. Kate ends the play with a monologue explaining that wives should always obey their husbands and lords.
In the rarely-performed epilogue that returns to the Christopher Sly storyline, Sly awakens from his drunken sleep to find everyone else gone and himself returned to exactly the way he was before. However, thanks to his "dream", he now knows just how to deal with his own shrewish wife and leaves to put his plan into action.
~Drunk Shukaku
