"Due to the fact I really wouldn't like to just start the story with a drunk waking up without anyone know what happened," I told Shukaku.
"This is my plan teme! So I don't care," he responded.
"Some people haven't even seen the play, much less know what it's about baka!" I snapped.
"It's a comedy to get Yuri-san back on our side what's to get?"
"Can you just please explain the beginning?"
"Fine, but if Yuri isn't going along with this, it's your fault."
'Everything's my fault anyway cuz you blame me,' I thought
-Anyway, on with the Story-
Cris is a bi drunk that often goes into ale bars, but due to the fact he goes in them so much and manages to get everyone upset, he's often kicked out.
Konan kicked Isonade out of her ale house after some inappropriate comments. "Geez, you didn't have to kick me out!" Isonade said, rubbing his head.
"No, I need to kick you out. All you ever do is hit on the customers and me and get so drunk you can barely stand! You aren't welcome here, rogue!" Konan snapped.
"For the last time, I'm not *hic* a rogue. Those guys and girls came onto me, so you punish me instead of *hic* them?"
"No, you come onto them and adding to that, you don't even pay for the drinks you get! You owe me so much I have to ask people to help me pay the ale house off!"
"Come on, babe, *hic* give me a chance!" Isonade said, trying desperately to get on her good side.
"No! Go home! You aren't welcome here until you pay off your dept!"
Konan slammed to door in Isonade's face.
You see, Cris isn't the type of person that can make others want him around. In fact, he screws it up so much he makes enemies with anyone.
"Geez, bitch didn't have to yell," Isonade said.
Unfortunately, Konan was about to feel sorry for him and let him back in, but after that comment, she beat the crap outta him and slammed the door again. "That bitch is crazy! I guess I should go home..."
After that... -_-' Usual incedent, Cris went home and went to sleep. However, somehow, a Lord managed to get into his house. The Lord wanted to pay back Cris for what he had done and decided to play a joke on him.
Pein entered the house and say the trickster, bi, drunk collapsed on the floor. "What the hell?" Pein said surprised.
Pein grabbed a stick from outside and started to poke Isonade with it. "Is he dead or alive?" Pein asked, as he jabbed Isonade with the stick.
"My lord, I believe he's alive, but he's drunk as usual," Asura commented, arms folded.
"God! That's all this guy does!" Pein said, throwing the stick at Asura's head.
The huntsman was hit by the stick and was deeply annoyed, but she went along with the plan.
"You do not have the right to throw that at my head you asshole!" Asura said, shaking Pein.
Asura! Knock it off! Go along with the story!
"Oh, right, sorry," Asura said, dropping Pein.
Pein shook it off and came up with a plan to try and change Isonade's attitude. "I know what I can do, we just need to take him to my home, dress him up in fancy clothes and tell him he's lost complete memory," Pein said, putting Isonade over his shoulder.
"Is that really wise though?" Aura asked.
"Heck, Cris is so drunk he'd probably buy anything we tell him," Pein said.
"True."
The two left Cris's house, his head on the way out -_-' but the huntsman and the lord soon arrived to the lord's home.
Asura sat Isonade down in the Pein's bed, with new clothes on, and turned to Pein. "You'd think he'd recall what's going to happen," Asura warned.
"Heck, his head was bumped on the way out, besides, just tell him he's a nobleman when he wakes up and the rumpets sound. I'm going to need everyone to go along with this facade," Pein said.
"Geez, going a little overboard just to play a prank on a bi drunk?" Asura said.
"Heck, he needs to learn his lesson."
"Anyway, what about the players?"
"Let them in."
Sasori and Zetsu were let in. "Welcome players."
"Thank you my lord," they both bowed, but Zetsu fell over.
'Really, these guys are the best?' Asura asked herself.
Zetsu picked himself up and Pein said he needed their assistance. "I know that you've been listening to me for a long time, but I need your assistance."
The lord dragged one of the players with him to a different room. Whether the player wanted to or not.
"Listen, I need you to tell Page to dress up really girly. She will be playing as that drunk's wife. I know that she likes him, but we need her to go along with this facade. If you need any more istructions, ask me," Pein told Sasori.
"All right..." Sasori said, exiting the room.
