I'm taking a break from Shakespeare and writing another saga that is dedicated to my Yurikami.
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I was walking along a forest, trying to go back to the sand village, when I stopped to a familiar spot. This was the part of the forest where Gaara and Naruto fought. The smell of crimson blood still filled the air. So I made a hammock with leaves and stayed here to order food and sake....with Teme's Credit card. 15 minutes later, I was very big, drunk, and my stomach was increasing ten-fold. The akatsuki came to the scene.
"So, We meet again, Shukaku un!" Deidara and Deiara said at the same time. I was so big, I did'nt hear them.
"Okay, one of you is going to keep Shukaku safe as possible. Who knows Shukaku well!?!" Pein demanded. Zetsu pushed Yurikami forward. Yuri-Chan climbed onto the hammock and sat next to my sleeping face. My human feet was limp, hangout out of the hammock. My tailed swished from side to side as I opened my predetory eyes to see my Yuri-Chan.
"Yuri-Chan, what are *hic* you doing here?" I asked. Yurikami started blushing and looked down.
"I've come to capture ya!" Yuri-Chan exclaimed. I chuckled to myself. Geez, how will I get out of this? I thought then I had an idea.
"Maybe you should make me *hic* biggest..." I suggested. Yurikami raised an eyebrow, "The bigger I get, the more chakra I have."
The leader was happy with this news. He ordered all the Akatsuki to serve me food and sake. They were not pleased.
"After I had to endure the Annoying Jess, you want me to be her Sensai's servent, un!" Deiara proclaimed. Pein glared at her. She stopped. I was still very hungry. So I ordered Deiara to get me pizza, Tobi to get Tacos, and Itachi to get sake. I asked Yuri-Chan if she wanted anything to eat.
"No, I'm not hungry." She retorted. I heard her stomach growling. She blushed at that. When the food arrived, I gorged myslef greatly, trying to give some to Yuri-Chan. She would pick at it, thinking it was from aliens. When I finished eating and drinking, I was 5000 feet tall. I looked at Yuri-Chan with my yellow eyes. Behind her frown and mean look, I saw her weeping behind those silver/orange eyes. To comfort her, I hummed the lullaby I sung to her when I first met her. Half of the Akatsuki were falling asleep. Once everyone was asleep, I grabbed Yuri-Chan, put her in my messy hair, and ran off to where Kyuubi was. Leaving earthquakes behind, I didn't notice that I had no shirt wahtsoever.
Yuri-Chan and Kyuubi and anybody else Please Continue.
~Drunk Shukaku
