Once I hung up the phone, I felt stiff, but that didn’t stop me from coming back into the room. “Kyuubi-kun is something wrong?” Suki asked.
I glared at Suki. Her ears went flat, her tail curled around her, and she looked at the ground. I sat back in the recliner, sighed and started to read my Death Note manga more until the doorbell rang.
Suki rushed to the window and started to wag her tail like a puppy. I sighed and approached the door. ‘Please be Sosha.’
I opened it and Sosha walked in. Suki looked sad and her ears flattened again. Sosha took one look at Suki and then turned to me. “Ah you’re having Suki issues?” he said to me.
Before I could talk to him, Suki went off and started to attack the fifteen year old. She turned into her wolf demon form, but Sosha countered and grabbed her paws. Suki was getting out of control. I attempted to pull Suki off Sosha, but I was forced to dodge when she swung her tail. “Suki, you know you aren't supposed to attack my guests.” Shane said.
Sosha shoved her off and stood up while Suki’s ears lowered again. “Sorry Shane-kun. He was unwelcomed in my mind.” She mumbled.
“It's alright, just make sure it doesn't happen again.”
Okay, what the heck?! Shane said she’d only attack if she was rejected, but she just attacked Sosha out of nowhere. “Shane this is the second time you've lied to me!” I said.
Shane shrugged. “I never said that she didn't have control over her own body.”
‘Great, no promises, what else could go wrong?’
Suki smirked. “Tell him the rest,” she said in a gruff voice.
“When she switches over to her demon form, it's like taking her soul and putting it into a different body. The sugar is creating an illusion in her brain to switch her to being nice. If she only switches souls, than the brain that is affected by sugar stays in the other body.” Shane explained as we all walked into the living room.
This was somehow not making sense to me, but then it somewhat became clearer. I sat back in the recliner and listened to Shane. “There's more to Suki than you thought Kyuubi. She has three bodies. The first one being her wolf form, the second is her human form, and the third has yet to be discovered or unlocked. If her human or wolf form dies than she must live in the other body. If her human body dies... then she will be sent to hell by the monk who unlocked her human form”.
I listened to this and looked at Suki. I was shocked, but somewhat laughing because I didn’t really believe Shane after he forgot to include important details. I just kept a smile on my lips, trying to keep myself from laughing. “But,” Shane added, "If her human side does die I have made a deal so that if it does happen, I will die instead and her human body shall be restored.”
Now it started to sound serious, even for a joke, so I started to frown again. “The only reason Shane-kun has stayed here this long was because he wanted to see if your club would be able to take care of me when that day comes!” Suki said loudly but cheerfully.
Wow, that was odd. “Kyu-kun it's getting late, when are we going on our date?!” Suki shouted.
Sosha was shocked too, because he started to chuckle, which sounded as if he was coughing up a hairball. “So that the problem!” Sosha exclaimed.
‘Idiot,’ I nodded with an annoyed look on my face. "No dip.”
Sosha glared at me, but I ignored him. "Worse is, Shane said that if she's rejected, she's as bad as a 1000 ft Shukaku." I mumbled in his ear.
Sosha grabbed my arm and pulled me out of the chair, dragging me into the kitchen. “Sosha?! What the hell?!”
“You called me over here to get you out of a date?!”
“No, I called you over here to tell you I’m in love with Shane, no dip I’m trying to get outta a date with that brat!” I sarcastically snapped.
“When was the last time you were even on a date?” Sosha said.
“Define ‘date,’” I replied.
“You are such a dumbass! A girl is asking you out and you want me to come up with an excuse to get you outta it?!”
“Basically,” I replied.
I was getting Sosha mad because his earth curse mark started to spread. “You got a stick up your butt, you know.”
“Hmph,” I replied, acting like Sasuke.
Sosha grabbed my hand and led me back into the living room. “He'll go with you!” Sosha shouted and pushed me.
“WHAT?!” I yelled.
Suki jumped off of her seat and hugged me around my stomach and ribs. I felt as if I was already in hell already, I almost fell down, but my balance was regained. “Thank you Kyuubi-kun!” she squealed.
I tried to pry Suki off my stomach, but she was refusing to let go. “Suki, if you want him to go with you, let go of him so he can get dressed,” Shane said turning the channel on the T.V.
I had an annoyed glare and pout on my face, but thankfully, Suki let me go to get my clothes on. I grabbed my clothes and Sosha looked at me, smiling. “Why’d you do that you ass?!”
“You are going on a date.”
“You aren’t my sensei or mother!”
“Doesn’t matter, you’re going! You agreed to it.”
“I agreed to nothing! You forced me into this situ-“ I stopped and listened to the music Suki was listening to.
‘Damn, don’t tell me!’
I walked over to Suki and the radio. I was in disbelief, but then I was just getting pissed. “Suki what song are you humming?” I asked, listening to the radio.
“I think it's called ‘Play My Music.’ I heard it on the radio. Pretty talented I must say,” she said before going back to humming.
This was officially the worst day of my suckish life. “Can this night get any worse?! First: The heat at my house goes out because of a retarded squirrel, second: Suki is asking me out on a date and last of all: my song that I sung at Shukaku’s is on the radio! Damn Shukaku-baka!”
While Suki was singing, I stood there listening and planning how to kill Shukaku for recording me without permission. Once the song was nearly over, I got my clothes and left to get dressed. “Damn baka! Damn Neko-boy!” I kept saying as I put my clothes on.
When I came back into the room, something jumped on my back. I almost started to cuss like Hidan, but I noticed it was Suki. “Suki what are you doing?!” he yelled.
“I'm giving you a hug silly. I'm not as tall as you yet so this, I think, is easier,” she said, wrapping her arms loosely around my neck.
I was getting really creeped-out by this, but I then groaned. Thankfully, she slid off me and I glanced at the girl. “I guess you’re not completely like Misa.”
Suki smiled and we left.
“I have a feeling that they’re going to be in trouble,” Sosha said and Shane nodded back.
Suki lead me into the place she was talking about and inside it looked pretty fancy, I have to admit. I liked the color scheme and I liked the fans on the walls close to the booths. Both of use were led to a booth and given menus. I sat on the other side of the table. I wasn't sure if Suki minded, but it seemed okay to her. I started to look off the menu and saw a lot of foods to choose from. Unfortunately, this happiness didn’t last. Both of us were soon spotted. I was greeted by a hug around my waist from my stalker. “Hey, Kyuubi-kun~”
‘Damn.'
As my stalker was hugging me, I dialed Shane's house. Sosha was the one to answer the phone. “Hey, Kyuubi, how’s the date going?”
“Slight problem,” I said in an annoyed tone.
“What’s that?”
“I has a stalker,” I said, before Isonade grabbed my cell away.
“Hello~ Sosha!” Isonade said.
“Crap,” Sosha responded.
Yes, I do mean I has a stalker. Anyway, your turn Suki.
~Kyuubi
