KyuubiXSuki!?!?!

Sorry, but I'm like 10,00 feet, very hungry and would like to get involved.
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I stopped to catch my breath near the Leaf Village Gate. I saw the earth was cracked below me. Yuri-Chan was starting to wake up. I sung a lil' bit.

Don't try to live so wise,
Don't cry 'cos it's alright
Don't dry, with fakes or fears
'cos you will hate yourself in the end

Don't try to live so wise,
Don't cry 'cos it's alright
Don't dry, with fakes or fears,
'cos you will hate yourself in the end

Yuri-Chan fell asleep again. I'm really hungry....gotta find Suki so she'll make some Stir-Fried Sake Shrimp for me. Mmmmmmmm! I went right to Teme's house. Suki might still be there. I ripped off the roof, seeing Kyuubi and Suki going out together. I slapped my face. First Isonade, now Teme?

"OMFG Baka! What happened to you!?!?!" Teme yelled. I just laughed at him for no reason. Then I told him about what happened with the Akatsuki and Yuri-Chan. Then I looked at Suki.

"Sorry to *hic* bother your date, but I want some of the Sake shrimp please?"

"Okay." Suki said, went to the kitchen, then quickly gave me a big bowl of shrimp. I gobbled it all down. I rubbed my stomach very happily. But I wanted more.

"MORE FOOD!!!!!" I yelled. The earth shattered.

"Sorry, but Kyu-Kun's going on a date." Isonade said. I used a sand chain jutsu on my hand and Kyuubi's hand. I'M going with Teme on his date.

"Does this day get any worse!?!" Kyuubi said. Yuri-Chan woke up and called the akatsuki. We're doomed.

Kyuubi Please Continue...

~Demon Shukaku

End