"SHUKAKUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hachi yelled, "You did this. Come back here and fix my house!" He then noticed something in my claws. His Edible Coat Closet?
"Be right back Maki..." Hachi said, then ran the other way. Kai wanted to come. Anyway, the three of us wanted to play a little trick on Teme. But Before that, Dizzy came and beat me up. I took the blows. Kai was getting it all on tape.
"By the way, where's your shirt?" Raijuu asked. I looked down. I have no shirt on. Oh well. I saw Teme, Sosha and/or Shane going to the park. Now's my chance.
"Kai and Raijuu, you keep an eye on them while I'll go get *hic* someone." I said. Both of the boys nodded.
I walked to Suki's House when suddenly I heard a crakling sound.
"CHIDORI!" Hachi screamed as he ran towards me with the lighting ball of doom. Guess he wanted to learn Chidori.
"Freeze!" I yelled. Hachi froze in time. I carefully got Chiyoko out of the house. Then I poked Hachi's forehead like how Itachi poked Sasuke's. Then I unfroze the moment. Hachi staggered backwars and fell, having a pink dot on his forehead.
(Teme)
"I know you're there Shukaku, come on out...." Teme said. But only Raijuu came out with a happy look on his face.
"Hi Kyuubi-San!" Raijuu yelled. Kyuubi somehow fainted. I came back with Chiyoko in my hands. Kyuubi woke up.
"Oni-San, are you okay?" Chiyoko asked. Teme nodded, then glared at me.
"You did this, didn't you?" Teme said. I made a peace sign with my fingers.
"Believe it!" I said in Naruto's voice. Suddenly, the snake appeared.
"CHIIIIDOORRRRIII!" Hachi yelled again. This time I grabbed Hachi's wrist in the last minute, twisting it tightly. Hachi screamed, the chidori faded away.
"Hachi *hic* You've down better with your transformation. Actullaly you should thank me." I said, letting go of Hachi's arm.
"And why?" Hachi asked. I put the closet right up in Hachi's face. It smelled like cupcakes.
"If Maki *hic* would have smelled the closet, she would kill you. But I saved your life..." I said simply. Then I looked at teme, who was very quiet.
Kyuubi, Hachi, Kai, Chiyoko, and Hachi please continue...
~Drunk Shukaku
