Special Guest/A Friend in need

I shivered as I finally stopped at the front door. Being without a shirt, I got colder. Also, I got sleepy. I slept, dreaming of the last words Yuri said to me:

"Sorry Shukaku, But I NEED the power. I l-llove you, but..."

Then she walked away, with tears in her eyes. I couldn't stand the pain. But while I slept, I heard a song that fits my mood.

???:Mmmm mmm yeah
Do do do do do do do-do
Ohh Yeah

Gotta change my answering machine
Now that I'm alone
Cuz right now it says that we
Can't come to the phone
And I know it makes no sense
Cuz you walked out the door
But it's the only way I hear your voice anymore
(it's ridiculous)
It's been months
And for some reason I just
(can't get over us)
And I'm stronger than this
(enough is enough)
No more walkin round
With my head down
I'm so over being blue
Cryin over you

And I'm so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So done with wishing you were still here
Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow
So why can't I turn off the radio?

Gotta fix that calender I have
That's marked July 15th
Because since there's no more you
There's no more anniversary
I'm so fed up with my thoughts of you
And your memory
And how every song reminds me
Of what used to be

That's the reason I'm so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So done with wishing you were still here
Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow
So why can't I turn off the radio?

(Leave me alone)
Leave me alone
(Stupid love songs)
Dont make me think about her smile
Or having my first child
I'm letting go
Turning off the radio

Cuz I'm so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So done with wishing she was still here
Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow
So why can't I turn off the radio?
(why can't I turn off the radio?)

Said I'm so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So done with wishing she was still here
Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow
So why can't I turn off the radio?
(why can't I turn off the radio?)

And I'm so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So done with wishin' you were still here
Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow
Why can't I turn off the radio?
(why can't I turn off the radio?)
Why can't I turn off the radio?

When I slowly woke up, I had a black hood jacket having the big white letters saying "NE-YO" in front of it. I shrugged and sipped on my sake sadly. Raijuu came.

"Are you alright, Shukaku-San?" Raijuu asked. I looked down.

"Yuri-Chan is gone..." I said, "She loved me *hic*, She really REALLY loved me." Then I cried again. Raijuu had an umbrella to cover himself from the giant teardrops.

"There, there. Everything will be okay." Raijuu said to calm me down. Suddenly I felt a little better.

"Would you *hic* please sleep with me?" I asked. He agreed and slipped into my stomach. Augh! I shouldn't have gaven him that chocolate bar. It made him too heavy!!! At least I'm not alone. I slept until someone was rubbing my stomach. Ahh, that felt goood

"You are very big, aren't you?" The figure asked. My eyes were still closed.

"Yeah."

"You're very warm as well, big boy!"

"Yeah *hic*."

"I love you, but it'll never work out in the end...So I'm only gonna do this once." The person said and then kissed me. I opened my eyes to see Yuri-Chan kissing me on the lips. I used my huge tail to pull both of us closer. I almost raped her. About 30 minutes later, Yuri broke the kiss and ran off into the base. Raijuu woke up.

"What happened?" He asked.

"An angel left my heaven..." I simply said. Now for sure, I'm going to destroy the Akatsuki once and for all. But I can't do it alone. I need another person who would want as much bloodlust as I do. But who? Hachi....I'm gonna get Hachi drunk, and He and I will kill for blood. I smirked evilly

"Operation:BloodLust is about to begin!" I yelled.

Someone please continue....

~Drunk Shukaku

End