Hachimata: Prince of.....Cup cakes???

I was really happy! Freezing but happy! Kai was sitting in the snow next to me looking confused. His puppy ears were covered in snow, but he was panting. I patted him on the head.

"Kai did you make the snow?" I asked.

"Um....sorry Hachi I didn't mean too....." Kai started.

My hand went to his ears and I scratched the back of them. He smiled realizing that I was not going to kill him for it.

"Hachi you're really nice when you're eating cup cakes," Kai smiled.

"Yessss I am a benevolent demon when there is ssssomething nice to enjoy," I answered, "But it issss cold. Do me a favor. My chakra is out of wack with this frozen water all around. Please at least warm this area up.

"Ok!" Kai said happy that he could do something. He did a quick fire jutsu and the warmth made me smile. Now this was nice!

Shukaku had finally released my cup cakes and I was sinking my fangs into them. Suddenly and hobo...hm I think I recognize that guy....Matt from Death Note??? Could it be Kyuu-kun? No he would never steal my cup cakes...stole my cup cakes! My fangs nearly exploded in my mouth.

"GIVE THOSSSSSE BACK!" I hissed.

"Hachi?" Kai asked, "They're just...."

My sharp look caused Kai to stop talking.

"Give thosssse back!" I hissed again.

"No," a voice sassed.

A human sassed me! My anger was really starting to show as my fangs were getting too large for my mouth to hold. Suddenly I recognized the chakra.

"Shukaku," I hissed, "Will you withold even the smallest pleasssuresss from me?"

"Hahahah Hachi you are so funny when you're angry," Shukaku smiled turning back into his human form.

"What do you want?" I asked.

"I want to say sorry for stealing your cup cake closet.....wow that's a mouthful to say..."

I twitched a bit. It was obviously a trick of some sort. Shukaku never said sorry even when it was his fault.

"Sssay sssorry for wrecking my houssse too then," I replied.

"Ok ok I get it you're pissed still....I'm sorry already. Let me atleast treat you to a desert bar," Shukaku said.

"No I don't trussst you. Tell me what you plan to do Shukaku," I said. My mind was completely clear.

"Fine fine I wanted to get you drunk and go get the Akatski," Shukaku said.

"You don't need me drunk to have my help. I'm always ready to get ssssome anger out on the Akatski. But if you really want to sssee some fireworks let me have a Monster," I smiled.

Shukaku seemed to cringe at my smile and I remembered that I so rarely smiled that he was probably thinking that I was planning something.Kai grabbed my sleve.

"Hachi I want to come!" Kai said quietly.

"You're old enough....fine," I replied.

"Wow what's with the change Hachi-chan?" Shukaku said.

"You said chan again....." I said irritated.

"Oh sorry Hachi-kun....bettter?"

Give my cup cakes back, and I'll think about it," I answered.

Shukaku threw me the cup cake and I sank my fangs into it. Mmmmm.

"So what's with the Monster drink?" Shukaku asked.

Kai for the first time sighed.

"Have you ever seen Hachi on caffeen???"

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Muahahahahhahaha caffeen! Hahahhahahahhahahahahhahaha!

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