Okay....I'm freaked out right about now cuz' Hachi's kinda hyper and acting like a psycopath...I'm used to it. I made Gaara crazy for 6 years straight. Anyway, Hachi kinda grew to 2 feet higher than me. Now I was getting upset with that. Having Kai on my head, I went to the base.
"Third Eye Jutsu..." I created a third eye to see what was inside the base. I saw Kyuubi and Suki chained up, Dizzy joining forces with Tobi, Zetsu freezing to death, the usual. Suddenly, I saw blood spraying. Hachi and I go see what it was. A powerful Yuri-Chan was fighting Chiyoko.
"Blood...." Hachi hissed. Then he waved his hand across my lovestruck face. I was drooling, handing Kai over to Hachi's head. I was beginning to be very hot, so I took off my jacket, blushing. Hachi and Kai left to destroy the base.
"Shu-Kun, I AM DETERMINED TO GET YURI-CHAN BACK!" Chiyoko yelled, having fire in her red, werewolf eyes. I whistled, howled, and growled playfully at the hot Yuri-Chan. She blushed red when she saw my 10,000 ft. self with no shirt on. My heart was beating very fast. Yuri kept fighting. In the end, suprisingly Yuri-Chan won. She didn't kill Chiyoko exactly. She just made her unconcious.
"Hi *hic* Yuri-Chan." I said, sounding very sexy. Yuri-Chan frowned, looking down again. To me, it means she wants to be a bad girl, but she's still shy around me. Making her the same size as me, I grabbed her with my tail and kissed her many times. It felt good. But also, I felt that Yuri-Chan is resisting of hurting me. I couldn't blame her; I had a LOT of chakra within me. Oh, how I missed her hot, velvety lips touching mine. I felt like I was king of the universe. Yuri-Chan was soo cute and hot, I could just eat her up in one gulp. But I didn't.
"Ewwww, un! My eyes!!!" A voice yelled. It was Deiara, riding on a clay bird. Yuri-Chan stopped what she was doing in an instant. I felt like smashing that brown-haired Uchiha into bits of bitter sand grains. Deiara made some more claybirds and sent them flying towards me. I ate them up. They exploded in me, but it didn't affect me.
"Is THAT the best you got *hic*?" I said, blowing the smoke into Deiara's face. Then, I used Sand Coffin on her.
"Now, tell me how Teme and the others are locked up..." I said smirking.
"Never, un!" Deiara protested. My claws sharpened and I put a claw near the girl's neck.
"Want me *hic* to invite those pervy friends of yours to your funeral?" I asked. Deiara gulped.
"Okay I'll tell. The REAL leader chained them up and put them in cages. Please don't let those perverts come here, un!!!" Deiara said scared. I let her go gently. The mission was getting quite interesting.
"You are a bad boy...I like it..." Yuri-Chan said, then she gave me a bone-crushing hug. I couldn't breathe due to the fact that she had power. She let go. I breathed heavily, trying to get air.
"I love you..." I said blushing. I then ran to destroy the base. I didn't hear anything until 5 minutes later. Those sweet, five words:
"I love you too, Shukaku..."
Someone Else Continue...
~Drunk Shukaku
